Alan goes up the garden centre for a nice day out

This is actually a very good take

Ian Anderson from Jethro Tull's condemnation of space travel as a hobby for rich twats is so deeply felt that he throws a personal friend under the bus for doing it, but he then veers so wildly into Spinal Tap territory it's simply iconic

Roxy thinking of all the ways she’s going to kill it

Coward

WOW You’re a WELL DONE!!

Shoot yourself dead and bury yourself alive

I’ve already got Kiss The Anus Of A Black Cat at home

It’s very easy, very quick, very very clean tasting, I love it. All the grounds stay in the filter so very little mess

Similarly, the Pact V60 instructions vary to the official V60 instructions! V60 say don’t get the filter wet before you put the coffee in but Pact recommend pouring hot water in before putting the coffee in! I’ve tried both ways and can’t discern any difference, think Pact are messing with us

I have one of those fancy metal filters for my aeropress - however I am exclusively a V60 girl now so if you want my fancy metal filter you’d be very welcome to have it

Rudolf’s nose can’t melt steel beams

oh shit, it's a week until i run the Valencia Marathon. I'm having a final fundraising push - any shares or donations to help raise money for @deeboom.bsky.social and @stargocks64.bsky.social trans healthcare would be massively appreciated 🙏

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bryan ferry fired by the pharmaceutical standards agency for recommending love as a drug when the customer asked for savlon.

GOOD NIGHT SEATTLE I LOVE YA

On Wednesday I will be 4 years older than season 1 Frasier Crane

I wear an eye patch on 25th September to remember Harald Hardrada getting arrowed in the eye

Grandmas Say The Darndest Things

My grandma bought me this from Woolworths and asked them for “the new album by Plup”

This would never have happened in the days when there were proper bin men

Conversation pit where the base is one big toilet

I would go one further and install a 1970s serving hatch

“I’m sorry sir but we can’t pay your claim, as you chose to exclude the add-on for Quickening cover when you incepted your policy”

Alright Jason King

Call me a purist but I much prefer the original Black Lace version

Posh people packing for their holidays

and the spiders from mars