my wife and i decided to do the hall pass thing she picked the mailman so i have also picked the mailman game on

We invade midwinter next year

Mum and said paid the deposit

Mum and dad paid the deposit

No ……..nobody can

That’s why I do most things myself

Dentistry is challenging though

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

“Tai chi moves” it was a nazi salute wasn’t it ?

A swan's arse in the air

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the river.

That’s a frog not a dog …..next

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

The yarn must flow

Love one another

What ? Even the gays ??

Did I fucken stutter

Witness tampering incidents on the rise

He can’t very well threaten witnesses from inside can he ?
🤷‍♂️🙄

Can America and Israel legally bomb Iran ??

Which is the bigger crime do you think ?

it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother

Skinner from THE SIMPSONS saying "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the pope who is wrong."

So cool! I had to look this up to learn more:

Obviously he went back in time to get another go

I'm blockading the strait of Hormuz and so's my wife

It’s the straight of hormuz not the lbqti of Hormuz , so maga are confused

Based in Argentina??😳

Spent an hour in car rego today
Stupid people asking stupid questions loudly
Does my head in

Sa reg regency park is full of little hitlers

“Your missing this page”

“What’s on it ?”

“Just information for you”

“So nothing affecting the job”

“Well no , but you need to have it”

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

“And I’m not afraid to caress your face with it in a cafe”

Never murder on the dance floor, they expect that

Pandas have to be the most unserious and nonchalant animal ever 😂

Zeez are the droids you are looking for……..seize them

Wikipedia app's 'picture from previous page in browsing history' bug is playing a blinder today

That’s no mouse pad