it's my sister's bday and I have sent her a 5 kilo bag of rice that will be delivered at some point today because I'm not a good brother

Skinner from THE SIMPSONS saying "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the pope who is wrong."

So cool! I had to look this up to learn more:

Obviously he went back in time to get another go

I'm blockading the strait of Hormuz and so's my wife

It’s the straight of hormuz not the lbqti of Hormuz , so maga are confused

Based in Argentina??😳

Spent an hour in car rego today
Stupid people asking stupid questions loudly
Does my head in

Sa reg regency park is full of little hitlers

“Your missing this page”

“What’s on it ?”

“Just information for you”

“So nothing affecting the job”

“Well no , but you need to have it”

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

“And I’m not afraid to caress your face with it in a cafe”

Never murder on the dance floor, they expect that

Pandas have to be the most unserious and nonchalant animal ever 😂

Zeez are the droids you are looking for……..seize them

Wikipedia app's 'picture from previous page in browsing history' bug is playing a blinder today

That’s no mouse pad

I would absolutely put my hand in Brad Pitts’s pocket !

Strong sweet tea

Good for you 👍

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

The audio books are awesome

Are his funders going to own up now ?

10/10. No notes.

America can’t control Israel

They think they can but can’t

Trump started a war , then had to stop because he didn’t plan the next bit and he got out played by Iran

He’s the pigeon playing chess

His parents hated him

Pedro Sanchez and Spain's criticism of Trump's war: "The Spanish government will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they are now showing up with a bucket of water."

This is leadership and moral backbone.

Racist like her father

Trump has done the one thing unforgivable

He’s lost a war he started

Surely the sharks are circling

TACO ……..thankfully he’s a weak weak leader

If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation.

Racist much ?

England built on stolen wealth