yasso bars are dark magic

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

april brings my birthday which brings my yearly making myself feel bad about the state of my life and the world and being alone while also it being my favorite season of spring. very disparate annoying emotions the whole month long

thank uuuu 🥹❤️

my left hand with a green manicure. white and lavender daisy like flowers and tiny rhinestones

my right hand with a sky blue manicure with white puffy clouds

spring nails i did myself

soup now has experienced her stinkiness irl

panko eyes closed mouth open sleeping

not going from having a great fun weekend with friends to worrying on a monday afternoon for friends flight home because of evil ICE bastard fucks getting paid to guzzle trump’s balls around the airport

we aren’t wired to know this much about each other

it sucks that i like being on social media but also hate it lmao i wish i just stayed offline when i deleted all my stuff years ago man……. here and discord and instagram and twitter just keep sucking any soul that’s left outta me

i liked that it was a good short hand way to describe certain people in a positive sense but i get it being co-opted by evilness it’s become murky

sorry for using it……… 😔

screenshot of mobile game Uma Musume. splash art of the 3 star character Narita Brian

used tax return to buy my oshi. anime horse girl is all i got left in this fucked up world mannnnnnn evil gacha game capitalism my other oshi

🙂‍↕️😌😏 panko definitely loves it when i have them this long that’s for sure at least

after months of growing them out, cunty diva nail length is back finally

thekla is so cunty!!!!!! she is that bitch!!!!!!! we need aminata back and get that feud cooking again

It would be such an honor to be killed by Sensei Phil Collins

do NOT forget ‼️

he better not be

THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!

i want to save all these girls on the fresh and fit podcast

i’ve never dated men like this and never will date men like this Obviously but seeing stuff like this makes my queer ass even gayer than i already was. my cis male repulsion grows with each passing day…

especially with wrestling now how extremely #Woke non-WWE promotions can be… like wat

louis theroux new doc on manosphere let’s absolutely rock i’m about to get pissed the hell off

that’s right sting went super saiyan on the regular

i love when jon moxley actually kills darby allin dead at least once every quarter. i love that the undertaker came back to life like 500 times

i love the take of pro-wrestling fans are dumb podunk yokels because they don’t understand it’s theater… they think it’s Real!!

please o please

gonna buy the mario old spice deodorant to smell like luigi