Kelly on leaving Irish for LSU: ‘We were on different paths’

That's true

Indiana scored more than Georgia did against Notre Dame and did so in South Bend

Finebaum looking displeased

That Sugar Bowl should have actual sugar in it that players dump on their already wet with Gatorade coach if the NCAA wasn't cowards

#NotreDame beating #UGA to go to the semifinals is a perfect opportunity to remind everyone that Brian Kelly went 9-4 at LSU.

Based on this score, Lane Kiffin must be furious that #1 #Oregon is in the #CFB playoffs over #OleMiss.

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

There’s something sort of charming about trying to declare martial law to protect your wife. Love wins

This is the best "2024 college football" post

That's not how grifts work.

Shut up, nerd

I woke up this morning and could feel that the world had changed for the better. It wasn't until I learned that @Enron had returned, like the mighty Phoenix, that I fully understood why. #WeAreEnron

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

if the moon didn’t want us to plant a flag the moon shouldn’t have lost

finding out that his full name is Arthur Gustav Malzahn III has changed me in a profound way

Boooooo

At this point you have to root for 10 OTs...

He most certainly did

*buzzing intensifies*

A hog from a 19th century portrait, expanded and edited so that it stars in the New York City Thanksgiving parade. It is being carried by a group of Ronald McDonalds (which doesn't make sense, but does make sense because the original image was of a Ronald McDonald float).

Happy Thanksgiving

Patti Harrison in the “capital room” sketch from I Think You Should Leave, wearing a business suit she bought with her parade money.

Remember, Thanksgiving isn’t easy for everybody. Some people got sewn into Charlie Brown’s pants at the big parade and, to this day, can’t stand bald boys because when they see them, they think they’re back in the pants.

FIL: have you ever spatchcocked a chicken?
Me: yup, basically the only way we cook whole chickens
FIL: oh good, I wanna try that for thanksgiving so you can help me do that
….
We should not be trying things for the first time on thanksgiving people.

It’s cfb rivalry week. One of the best ads espn ever made.

Sturgill Simpson speaking some truth last night in Boston

Corso goes with his heart and the Hoosiers.

Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.