It’s dead on actually. Houston’s usual gimmick is to flood the zone, à la Steve Bannon. The key is to overstep, get what you want temporarily, then it gets investigated and addressed much later if even at all. Too late. He just does it in a buffoonery way. -ND
Eat this, Lumsden.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
Don’t get your hopes up. Those shitkickers set a permanent date of 1952.
You’re too sweet.
Aw thank you.
Shit I already overpaid.
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In the spirit of PEI’s backwoods economy, I’m sending you a bag of these potatoes if you take that article down.
If there’s one thing I do best, it’s timing. Just ask me about the last election. 😉
Do you know how much custom NS Loyal sails and rope and shit cost?
Someone update my IMDB. Fuck sakes.
Hey it’s your tax dollars, not mine.
Done son!
The Kitchen Party Express is a pants-optional flight.
We can circle around for a few hours burning the good stuff. Gas prices went down right?
That better? 😂
After? The ragers don’t stop on the Kitchen Party Express!
Shit. I should’ve added these guys. -ND
So we bought Doug Ford’s private plane for $55,000 and turned it into an Atlantic Canadian flying dream. On-board Mary Brown’s with a hot gravy fountain will ensure my staff is well-fed and greasy AF. #nspoli #onpoli
That’s my plan. On-board Mary Brown’s with a hot gravy fountain.
Oh there’d be no question about it. I’d even lease the thing for 20 years. Untendered. Cover that cocksucker blue and white and yellow using non-biodegradable paint.
Doug I’ll give you $20 million for the gravy plane.
The difference between Dougie and I is that I wouldn’t think of reversing course.
I wish someone would take this seriously.
Me and some broad at the NSNU AGM behind a pulpit.
I attended the Nova Scotia Nurses Union AGM and people kept asking me to talk about CCAs. Look…every time someone tells me CCAs deserve respect, I agree completely. Respect is extremely affordable compared to raises. Go healthcare!
Wicked idea Dougie!
Someone needs to nominate this account for next year. -ND
Tim Houston and Danielle Smith standing there with fake smiles wondering how to fuck their respective provinces even harder.
This looks less like a political photo and more like the before picture in a couples’ therapy brochure titled We Tried Governing Separately.
Historic meeting between low-value oil money and equalization money to determine who’s more fucked. -ND
I’ve waited 30 minutes for pigs in a blanket there. Because that’s all that was open. Orlando airport is the worst. -ND