This would imply the Mariners deciding tomorrow to spend at the top level of the sport. And hiring a real manager.

Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.

The officials in the Giants-Eagles game have been drunk since 6am this morning

This is inaccurate tho. I was on earlier and Cal struck out

cal raleigh has gone yard every time they have shown @nickpolak.bsky.social in the crowd looking like he is going to die during one of his at bats

about the ~23:30 or so mark here me and @nickpolak.bsky.social get into what i mean where i blame the coaches, but i think the roles they've designed for the backs mixed with how they've called games is setting singleton up to fail bsky.app/profile/roar...

Hey it’s college football season

Let’s boil some beers folks

Does everyone else join the CHEESE! CHEESE! CHEESE! chant in the Cheez It commercial too? Or is that just me?

Thinking about a 40-13 Penn State win tomorrow

And another

Don’t give him that much credit

I love this Coug team man. College football is so much richer because of Wazzu and programs like them. They make the whole thing great.

A second weird Pikachu thing has hit Facebook Marketplace

This is so good

Light Bat Motion Pictures Presents: A Five-Tool Christmas Dinging and donging merrily on high

So @samueljoseph51.bsky.social, @nickpolak.bsky.social and I wrote you a movie. Merry Christmas from The Light Bat. thelightbat.substack.com/p/light-bat-...

Thursday Preview sneak peek: Penn State is built around creating negative plays on defense and completely avoiding them on offense. It's working pretty well.

This is the best post on blue sky so far

Riq Woolen is determined to have the worst night a CB has ever had

If I were the Mariners I would simply keep my awesome rotation in tact and spend some money to augment the lineup.

But I guess I'm just built different

Penn State Blocks Field Goal & Grant Haley Scores a Touchdown vs. Ohio State | Big Ten Football YouTube video by Big Ten Network

For no particular reason, shout out to the single coolest moment of sports I have ever experienced. I will never forget the feeling of watching this happen from the stands, highly doubt it will ever be topped.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpTM...

"This look at Josh Allen's childhood, brought to you by Patron Tequila."

Sure, sure

Another stress-free Seahawks W

This is the worst football game I’ve ever seen lmao

The Seahawks refusal to employ a real return man is so annoying. Igwebuike was here! He was great! Why did you let him go!

Maryland is ATROCIOUS

I can’t believe a Kevin Warren-run organization is bad at what it does, that’s crazy

Matt Eberflus kept that timeout for me and I am serving it for dessert

Eberflus needs to be fired IMMEDIATELY

I think The Merry Gentlemen on Netflix might be the worst Christmas movie I've ever seen. Horrible acting, but they don't care. Remarkably predictable storyline, but they don't care. Hilariously unrealistic, but they don't care.

10/10
I will watch it every year forever, I could not stop laughing.