YES THIS. A panic situation!

YOU NEED TO YES

SUCH A NICE DAY

GOD it was a good day.

anyway!!! we had a psychotically busy day yesterday and today it was COLD and RAINY and GROSS and it was so great to do almost nothing.*

*I did run and do a crazy yoga practice and walked the dog 2 times and answered fic comments and took a nap and helped L make soup & ordered some art prints.

DON'T TRUST STREAMING MEDIA.

(We also bought The Untamed on disc earlier this year. I am never letting go of physical media.)

I was on ep 7 (of 10) of S4 of Black Sails and I gaily went down to run this morning and netflix has REMOVED Black Sails as of THIS PAST FRIDAY??

I was furious, I DID find another (temporary - I am good at cancelling 7 day free trials) source, & I immediately bought all of Black Sails on blu-ray.

I took that first one!!

THIS IS ALL SO NICE. I READ IT ALL AT GHE MARKET BASKET CHECK OUT. ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Hm.

IT IS GONNA EAT US IN OUR SLEEP

Liz.

My legacy

Omg omg

I tell myself that all the time! It’s not that I never use Amazon, it’s that I try my best to avoid it if it all possible.

FRANTIC SCURRYING

LRT: look, I know there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but L & I try really hard to make Ama*zon our last-ditch place to get, well, anything. Yeah, sometimes we have to, and yeah, probably most of the places we go to aren't THAT much better, but god I don't want to give them more money.

A lot of people are quick to say they *can't* give up Amazon.

Okay, don't.

Just don't make it your default. That thing you threw in your basket that you can get elsewhere? Get it elsewhere.

If everyone still buying from Amazon reduced their spending by 20%, Bezos would be screaming bloody murder

I just found out my kid thought Star Trek IV was a period piece, like the episodes where they go back to the Depression or Mark Twain or whatever.

*not a euphemism

Things I didn’t know I would be responsible for in our marriage

My wife, very seriously “Tell me when I should velvet the chicken.”

yes, I'm pretty sure that was the name of the episode.

they are SO MUCH!!! dear LORD.

NO DAYLIGHT BETWEEN US. OKAY. OKAY. GOT IT. WHAT'S NEXT, BUDDY BREATHING?

I! MEAN! COME THE FUCK ON, GUYS, WITH YOUR GAY PIRATE SHENANIGANS.

So I'm in S4 of Black Sails & I don't think this is spoilery. There is a scene where a pirate looks at Flint after John Silver gives an order & Flint just says, "You heard him," & after the guy walks away, Flint says to John, "The sooner they learn that there is no daylight between us, the better."

SMUGLY. Though possibly snugly too.

Thank you so much, friend! It feels very, very good to figure out something so stupid, and it only took me nearly a decade

It’s such a good feeling! It’s stupid that it took me nine years to get here, but still, the fact that I finally figured it out Feels really good!