Rahm could switch to have the exact same opinions on me on every single topic and I wouldn’t vote for him because he covered up a murder.

Mauve stands in front of a black background with mushrooms printed over it wearing a black bikini, a gray zip-up hoodie, a rainbow fishnet crop top, and rainbow thigh highs. Her hands rest on her sides, and her panties reveal her hairy bush.

Times are hard but this fit goes harder 🙂‍↕️

so who was in charge of the enterprise when the entire main cast was sent to sherwood forest by q?

all treat for boy!! all!! treat!!

yeah no six days off work will be good

had to use windows to do more than open stream to connect my husband’s computer to the NAS and why does windows explorer have different menus depending on if you’re in my computer vs network? and why can you only connect to a server from my computer and not network?

an Apple weather website that's literally just darksky from before the website shutdown

stealing innovation from microsoft again (fuck the ribbon ui oh my god i hate the ribbon ui)

A knife with LIVE MÁS on the handle

The knife with the blade extended, with OR DIE TRYING on the blade and a Taco Bell logo on the handle

>:]

doth it make thine dick twitch?

it is a health hack. it makes you look cool and makes dealing with people bearable. but it only works with cigarettes, not this nerd shit

“critical” for you to pay us for multiple movie tickets

Yes. Yes, growing dank weed is a core Marxist tenant.

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Waiting for an Uber in the rain so I can drink THC coffee with peeps happy 4/20

I got tired of Substack platforming Nazis, white supremacists, and convicted rapists, so I made a browser extension.

Kill Yr Substack intercepts every Substack link and redirects it to `archive.is`. They never see your traffic. You still get to read the thing tho.

jasoncosper.com/kill-yr-subs...

LP design for Godfordbid’s “Tales of the Haunted Microphone”

Cassette tape layout for “Mandarine” by Jade Relics

LP cover design for “ShrapKnel” by ShrapKnel

Digital cover for Griff & Scorcese’s “Dream Team: A Stokely Hathaway Joint”

megan & I will be moving at the end of this month & I’m looking for any extra income I can muster so here’s a thread, starting right: if you’re a musician in need of a quality album cover I can do everything from digital covers to full physical suites 🌟 dm me 🌟

it looks so heavy, i wanna weigh it

One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.

The graves of multiple children have been defaced.

One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.

trying their hardest!!

good night

happy birthday weed

also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs

1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble

2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed

No one should be in prison for weed.

Happy 4/20!!

Twerk with his pants ever so slightly pulled down

peekaboo

i think that outfit’s finished and good to go just the way it is

what a mood

they made that bet in 2016. and 2018. and 2019. and 2021. and 2024.

it’s so funny that they really want everyone to forget about how everyone reacted to the original google glasses 13 years ago and i guess somehow thinks that all just magically changed

it’s not like a big part of the criticism was “hey this is illegal in may jurisdictions” or anything

i'm at the [static hiss]
i'm at the [burst of noise]
i'm at the combination [static hiss] and [burst of noise]

Pic of a sad woman behind a rain-slick window Text: Fucking Crypto zealots. Some of us just wanted to buy drugs on the Internet, and they ruined it!

It wasn’t enough for tech bro assholes to ruin buying drugs online, now they’re ruining drugs too