Merry Christmas or whatever I guess

Sza today

They really named that guy junkrat

Browsing Google street view while drunk can be something so sensual

Day drinking

My croissant got a boner in the oven

Everytime I lie to a customer I get closer to god

Party4u is trending on tiktok I have to commit suicide

Oh nooo there's a corrupt CEO in my bedroom rn and my door is unlockeddd

Say what you want about the crash era but her hair and makeup went bonkers

Justice for Heidi from the sugababes

Do not leave clothes at my house, what happens to them once you leave is between me, god and vinted.com

The second rule of fight club is all cocks are fat on fat cock Friday

Who else up violating the rules of fat cock Friday rn?

I can't stand her ass... Gimme three

A customer at work asked me what flavour our white bread is and when I said plain normal bread she was like "vanilla then?" I think she is my twin flame.

She's so fucking real

The name Suzie Toot is sending me like imagine saying hi hello my name is Suzie toot that is my name I love it

Tasteeee

Nobody moved

The Toro was my top song like I love her downnnn

A new supreme

Pet detective Mr Ventura when he leaves his house:

First ever trans woman to win model of the year and she wore Dilara iktr

The influence I have... astronomical

December is now

Lmaooooo I feel so privileged to know Peter pants' legacy

And the Peter Pan reference wait I see it