Oh noooo. 😅

I just clicked one of the links to their website and it worked fine.

I thought someone got blood on the chair cover. I was informed that it was in fact, "Arby's Sauce." 🙄

That's the one. I cannot sleep if I don't take it at night.

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

going from Artetaball to Stanley Cup Playoff hockey is like going from LaCroix to a original recipe FourLoko

Why does the CVS version of 8 hour Tylenol work better than actual Tylenol?

He’s gonna jump on me, isn’t he?

Lmao he looks like a ceramic cat lamp.

Sounds familiar. I didn't even end up giving it to him because the glitter/sequin things were already coming off it and he'd definitely eat them.

My mom's friend decided that Shaggy needed a "bling blanket" and gave me a burgundy colored blanket with sequin things on it. I'm not sure she knows Shaggy very well. He's not super glam dog and he tried to roll in deer poop this morning.

looking good sir

No pressure, guys.

Read my full statement here: tinyurl.com/y8bruhz3

The one day I planned to just fold laundry and watch TV the internet decides to be spotty all day.

"Don't put it in the paper that I got mad!" 🤣

The only good thing I've seen come from it is this girl on YT who does Instacart shopping POV videos. They're fascinating. Other than that I've heard of nothing but creepy shit.

We should ostracise anyone who's fine with neglecting kids, we (as society) should never let it get normalised that kids can go without just cos we have opinions about their parents

I know this is far from breaking news, but Billy is a real one.

Poor Billy. He works too hard anyway. Too bad this is how he finally had to take some time off.

Imagine being the FBI Director, putting up video of yourself swilling beer with the men's hockey team, then trying to sue people for saying you're a drunk.

Kash is going to need proof that these allegations are defamatory.

100 proof.

My internet went out and I thought it never came back on but it was just that my laptop and Roku both decided to not automatically reconnect. 🙄

Oh yikes. 😬

I've been stopping by my hometown mom and pop grocery store on the Fridays I have to drive up there. They've got these frozen pizzas made by a local catering company that are so good. They're $6.99 and better than most fresh pizzas around.

🚨 Exclusive —
Mikel Arteta is looking to adopt another dog for Arsenal and planning to name it as *Luck*. 🐶🍀

According to ITK C'estun Fauxchien.

Gob Bluth trying to throw a letter into the ocean

Kash Patel trying to subpoena The Atlantic

You've gotta give them an A+ for creativity though.

I believe it. I live by The Mississippi River and the ones we have here will beat you up and steal your fish sandwich. 🤣