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Lawsuit: Woman finds rubber glove, possible fingertip in Trader Joe’s orange juice A woman sought treatment at urgent care after purchasing and drinking orange juice from a Trader Joe’s in Northeast Portland, according to a new lawsuit.READ MO

OJ and one glove gives woman the finger 🤔

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Exclusive: Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data Meta is installing new tracking software on U.S.-based employees’ computers to capture mouse movements, clicks and ​keystrokes for use in training its artificial intelligence models, part of a broad i...

No cheating

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That makes me hungry for Whataburger!

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Just picked up a copy of Blazers' travel itinerary back to Portland. Should be there in plenty of time for Friday night's Game 3.

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SCOOT HENDERSON MASTERCLASS 🍿 The Blazers head to Portland with the series tied 🔥

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America Just Shrugged at the Largest Mass Shooting in Years A horrifying massacre in Louisiana can teach us a few things, but first we need to pay attention.

America Just Shrugged at the Largest Mass Shooting in Years
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FBI Director: “I’ve never been intoxicated on the job.”
FBI Director: “I’ve never been intoxicated on the job.” YouTube video by C-SPAN

😆👉"What that means is I will now read the scripted teleprompter with much conviction and a hint of lunchtime margaritas." #Kash #FBI

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Tim Cook Will Step Down as Apple C.E.O.

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The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars

better than real fake news

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Jon Stewart Dissects Trump’s “Art of the Deal” Iran Strategy... That Isn't Working | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart Dissects Trump’s “Art of the Deal” Iran Strategy... That Isn't Working | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

to outrun the darkness...

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#iran #donaldtrump #middleeast #war #lego #epstein #epsteinfiles
#iran #donaldtrump #middleeast #war #lego #epstein #epsteinfiles YouTube video by mrcodydahler

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California’s Blue Armageddon One of the most liberal states in the country can’t find a Democrat to lead it.

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Caught in the Crackdown: As Arrests at Anti-ICE Protests Piled Up, Prosecutions Crumbled ProPublica and FRONTLINE found more than 300 protesters and bystanders who were arrested on charges like assaulting an immigration agent or interfering with law enforcement. Over and over, the accusat...

These agents "don't know how to operate in these situations,” said former DOJ attorney Christy Lopez.

Their behavior “is on par with the worst protest policing and just law enforcement that I've seen from any department, even in their worst days."

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🌩️ ME when I get to Costco and have no idea where the bathroom is

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LIVE: Pete Buttigieg BRINGS DOWN The House in RED STATE!! YouTube video by MeidasTouch

Incredible Town Hall with future POTUS Pete in OK

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POLITICO: "California judge restricts offshore oil company despite Trump administration intervention"

POLITICO: "California judge restricts offshore oil company despite Trump administration intervention"

Donald Trump and Big Oil's illegal ploy to restart the Sable oil pipeline in Santa Barbara County was just REJECTED.

Launching a reckless war with Iran and creating a global oil crisis doesn't suddenly allow these guys to break the law.

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These resurfaced remarks expose a racist mindset that has no place in someone responsible for the health of 341 million Americans.

We can’t normalize this behavior. RFK Jr. must be held accountable.

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Trump kisses Erika Kirk during a Turning Point USA event at Dream City Church in Phoenix, Arizona.

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‘Global LAUGHING STOCK’: Nicolle STINGS Hegseth for reciting FAKE BIBLE VERSE at prayer service
‘Global LAUGHING STOCK’: Nicolle STINGS Hegseth for reciting FAKE BIBLE VERSE at prayer service YouTube video by MS NOW

what a douche

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Democrat Analilia Mejia wins New Jersey special election for US House over Republican Joe Hathaway New Jersey Democrat Analilia Mejia has won a special election to fill the U.S. House seat that was vacated by Democratic Gov.

Democrat Analilia Mejia wins the special election to fill the U.S. House seat that was vacated by Democratic Gov. Mikie Sherrill.

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Ex-Virginia Lt. Gov. fatally shoots wife, himself: Police
Ex-Virginia Lt. Gov. fatally shoots wife, himself: Police YouTube video by NBC Chicago
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Bessent sounds like he's been sinking into the "Straits of Vermouth" today... #MartiniTime #CocktailHour #3MartiniLunch #TipsyTreasurer

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$400B increase for defense budget while eliminating healthcare for millions is 'immoral': Dem Rep.
$400B increase for defense budget while eliminating healthcare for millions is 'immoral': Dem Rep. YouTube video by MS NOW

$400B might as well be blood from a turnip at this point, oh wait let's just grab it from the health care budget. 😡 What is the point of allocated money if it can never be protected?
#assholes #hopeyougetsick #fwar

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LIVE: Katie Phang TESTIFIES For CONGRESS Over MAJOR Merger YouTube video by Katie Phang

Thank you for testifying Katie Phang #merger #Warner #Paramount-Skydance #Discovery #CNN @katiephang.bsky.social

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American Streamer Johnny Somali Is Sentenced to Prison in South Korea Known for desecrating a monument to victims of sexual slavery, the former YouTuber was convicted on multiple charges and given a six-month sentence.

Johnny Somali, an American social media streamer known for desecrating a monument to women forced into sexual slavery during World War II, was sentenced to six months in prison in South Korea on Wednesday, in one of the harshest penalties handed down in the country for pulling stunts online.

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Caught in the Crackdown: As Arrests at Anti-ICE Protests Piled Up, Prosecutions Crumbled ProPublica and FRONTLINE found more than 300 protesters and bystanders who were arrested on charges like assaulting an immigration agent or interfering with law enforcement. Over and over, the accusat...

NEW: “Arrest as many people that touch you as you want to," Gregory Bovino told Border Patrol officers in 2025.

But a review of hundreds of such arrests shows that charges brought against protesters and bystanders repeatedly fell apart under scrutiny.

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