I had to use a calculator, zero judgement here!

Way to make it a wee bit too interesting, Bruins

Hah!

Nope!! One thing my parents knew they never had to worry about, LOL. (Filed alongside “getting a tattoo”)

My Minority, Unpopular Take is that fighting in hockey is infantile and should be banned.

(This skeet brought to you by the abject stupidity of this Bruins-Sabres 3rd period)

Well, we’re enjoying our sports if our teams are winning. ;)

Yes - they failed 79.5% of the time.

Yikes. I’ve been lucky so far - but I’m obsessive about hydrating before I go in. I still don’t think I’ll ever be able to donate blood, tho.

79.5%

and also with you

Pivoting to the Cubs until the Red Sox get their act together. Again.

Yeah, that’d be me. Covid vax meant I had to figure my shit out. As long as I see *none* of it, I’m ok. My Dr. giving me Xanax to take before a blood draw/IV has been an absolute game changer. The panic attack is in the other room, I’m fine.

University of Wisconsin scientist accused of trying to poison lab colleague who got promotion Makoto Kuroda, 41, allegedly admitted to putting chemicals in his colleague's drink after feeling that a promotion changed his colleague's attitude toward him.

Honestly surprised this kind of thing doesn’t happen more often.

“University of Wisconsin scientist accused of trying to poison lab colleague who got promotion“

i mean if any platform is gonna pivot to ascii art it’s this one

White Clam from Modern Apizza, New Haven

OK Bruins, don’t fuck it up this time.

If you’re a music writer, blog, or publication covering Americana music, let me know if you’d like an early preview of my upcoming album, Consequent Nature. I don’t wanna miss anyone who truly wants to hear it.

(Any time before Memorial Day is too early for the Red Sox to be playing the Yankees. I will die upon this hill.)

It is *way* too early for the Red Sox to be playing the Yankees.

That's what happens when said military is run by a bunch of sycophantic morons, led by a blackout drunk with a bizarre apocalypse complex.

Oh lovely, thank you! We won't be looking until June at the earliest.

Great. Hope they round up the AC officer next.

Everything about your life could be a movie in any one of several genres, wow

If you live in New England & want to adopt a pet, PLEASE adopt a local dog or cat. Adoptapet and Petfinder are *full* of dogs imported from the south.

The problem? CT shelters and rescues are *full* and CT pets are being abandoned when owners can't find a place to take the pet.

Adopt local.

What's your favorite local shelter? We'll be looking for new kitties over the summer, once the Guest Cats have gone home for good.

Wasn't this a record high just a few days ago?? I demand a recount.

Palinha butt OG?

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

Sledgehammer was released 40 years ago today!

Solidarity. I’ve found that having a crisper full of ice cold mandarin oranges helps. But man, sugar is in *literally everything*. Often for no reason!