"Hey cat" I say while a little black kitten trots across the intersection im stopped at

Like id keep the radio on during ad segments if it was all small buisness ads

Honestly I love local buisness ads, theyre so much more artistic than the ones from all the big corporations

All of my creative energy is going into minecraft currently. God I love blocks

*Puppywhine* -awwruff

I should bark more...

I just found this comic from when I was a barista lol

Me lately except its only the top part 🔥🔥🔥

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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The government doesnt want you to know you can just go outside and play in the dirt

I wanna make video games...

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

A crow is standing next to a melting snowbank and says "I love when the snow starts to melt and all the treasures appear". It hops along and says "Let me show you my collection". We see an assortment of objects at its feet. "54 aromatics nubs, a fine preener, assorted flavour discs, beak lovelies, flim-flams, shiny poke-stick, and best of–wait..." We see a close of of the crow looking over its shoulder "where's my jiggly squibbler?"

#oldknees

Another lil blip

A bird with one hand holding her and a knotted cock being rubbed into her cloaca. She says "Be careful! There's an egg in there!" 2nd image shows her head with her mouth open and a "crack" noise from behind. Below both reads "Imagine scrambled eggs being laid here :>"

Okay I couldn't get the last part of it to come out right and also not be way too over-the-top gross lol.

Anyways this is how you make scrambled eggs :>

#yiff #feral #feralnsfw

Always going to be the odd one out being the loudly trans genderfucked rural dog, but ngl I feel so much safer here. My biggest threat is going to Walmart but I think that’s universal no matter where you are.

One I'm working on is really hot but I have no clue how to make the 2nd part not incredibly unreasonably disgusting lmao

Fbfuhfh uhhhh like 2 months at least lol but eventually...

God I love spring so much holy shit

look at this bird again (with sound)

2 crudely drawn dogs next to 3 question marks

Drawing animals that I am not is so hard :< I can't just look at my wings or feel my legs and go "hey that's how that goes"

i love this but it needed something important

personally I really love seeing your comments and things when I post :>

Bird laying on her back showing off her cloaca saying "Bet mine tastes better than the soda fountain cloaca"

Normal soda machine labelled "one hole per beverage" with a green check above a different soda machine labelled "unholy drink cloaca" with a red X

Weird position to draw but turned out okay for a sketch :>

Bad bitches get sent to the Pound (meeting with HR) for going "puppy mode" (looking up freaky porn on the work Wifi)

Tilt your phone 70° away and it becomes a true circle :>

Right! I still have a lot to work on but Im super proud of how far I've come since I started

Still need to play around a lot more with different forms but I'm glad I have gotten to about the edge of what I can do with birds (for now)