That’s possibly the only agreeable point there depending on the intended meaning, a lot of people in the public sector are massively underpaid and stay in their roles out of a sense of duty to the public good.
I fell for a psyop I saw on TV that convinced me to eat a cheeseburger
When is the pope going to do something about my utility bills?
Graham Linehan tweet: Shut up you failed gay man.
Failed gay man? Well, at least I'm trying. What are you doing to be gay?
Forgetting to wear sunscreen and having to dart between shadows like a gremlin 💖
The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.
Typical opening line of a USCSB video
If you’re British then you get an urge to make pancakes on a Tuesday in February, then you count 47 days from that
A woman holds herself in front of a field of tangled bodies and says "jeez I'm always so awkward at orgies." Perking up, she states "Oh Great! There's a dog!" It's a large muscular man in a pup mask. She kneels on the floor and strokes him under his chin.
“He Lives” by Simon Dewey, featuring an anachronistic looking white and beardy Jesus wearing white robes and stepping out of his tomb
It’s meant to be Sunday, a day of rest. But not for me.
me making my bed: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
me lying in it: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
GitHub Platform: 89.91% uptime
World's First Enterprise Solution With Zero Nines Uptime
A hand holding a metal cocktail shaker with tumbler inserted, the tumbler is about halfway full of white foam
Can’t find my protein shake bottle so we’re doing this the old fashioned way (even though you don’t shake those)
no i am aware that im the worlds greatest author so it would be a huge determent to the world if i did not share my art. youre welcome world. what is just as cool is that YOU are also the worlds greatest author, or artist, or chef, or painter, or dancer. whatever you want to be. so share
Girl’s night out 💖
My engineer brained dick move is that reducing by 10% is enough to devastate or destroy a lot of things
a drawing of a swan sitting peacefully inside a swan shaped paddle boat.
03/25/2025 - swan boat
The man was born in 1971 he shouldn't be a potter head he should be whatever the word is for a Barbarella fan
But the rambling AI written captions describing the screenshot are probably the weirdest part to me
An Instagram profile of an account where all the reels have an identical thumbnail with the silhouette of a horned figure standing in front of white smoke.
The about section of the account showing it was made in March 2026 and is based in India
A screenshot of one of the posts from the account which is some screenshot of a Twitter quip, is set to a song by SKARS, and has a rambling AI caption describing the Twitter interaction
Why are 90% of the suggested posts on Instagram from accounts like this? It’s always a bot account from India posting highlights of a “best of social media zingers” collection, and everything is a reel with music from some horrible AI band that only ever gets used by similar accounts
Kensei - Sacred Fist
Me, a late 30’s beardy guy looking around, surrounded by Roman arches and stone work
Me leaning on a rail and looking up at some stonework
A limestone surface with an exposed ammonite fossil
I saw old stuff and even older stuff
I spent a very confused moment thinking this was about the song contest
A computer industry pin, with the text "I'VE GOT A FOOT-FETISH" and underneath it "For the new Honeywell Mouse", and a drawing of a beige 1980s computer mouse
Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.
rip
A weird gross part of a crab that you throw away, there’s also a brand of rum named after it
Maybe I should make a fancy one with Camel Valley brut and artisanal cheese
