I've legitimately seen the same thing sold in packs of dog food

did you know that if you listen to the beatles backwards they still suck

taro tsujimoto

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

what if one of the judges was a vampire? the challenger was just being careful

need an update here. did clowns eat you?

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

hey, I used to think that I didn't like the Deftones but I changed my mind when I heard them played louder.

what, you've never eaten a stuff before?

source?

now he's topped it, and breaks jumbo's record for points in a season

sounds like you have something stuck in your throat

it's possibly more of a cloaca

I found out my favorite dinosaur wasn't a dinosaur (dimetrodon) and haven't found a candidate to fill that hole

sorry we blew up your kids, stuff is bad for us too. Gas is like 30% more expensive now and that’s been tough.

I don't know what that is, but I know that it shouldn't look like that

Riding a landscape framed by purple mountains, dry grass hills, a forest and large boulders, a teen girl in armor and a purple cloak rides a horse with a flaming mane. The horse tromps proudly, breathing fire, totally unaware of the fact that it has set her hair on fire. The girl is feverishly fanning at her hair, trying to put it out. She looks extremely stressed, eyes huge and teeth gritted. In the foreground, a frog on a log watches them pass, curious.

Five kids crowded around an old school arcade machine, watching tensely as one red headed girl plays the game "SPACE GHOSTS." She's standing on a stool to reach the controls, and is hunched over, a semi stressed look other face as she plays. Behind her and to her left are two kids, one girl with dark skin and curly hair, looking concerned, and a taller boy with brown skin, looking excited and cheering. On her right are a pair of boys, one holding another on his shoulders so he can geta goo look at the screen. The one on top looks very worried, while the other is struggling to hold his friend and watch the game. A few soda cans are scattered on the floor around them/ They've clearly been at this for awhile.

An illustration of two teen girls, laughing and talking, and they set off for a hike in the woods. They are dressed for cold weather and their breath is visible. They are walking into a lush, green, bushy area in the foreground. Behind them is a clearing in a heavily wooded area, with a small cabin. Peeking over the edge of the cabin is a large, shadowy figure with one huge yellow eye. It is watching them. They are totally unaware of it

Derpy Tiger, a blue tiger with glowing orange and yellow eyes, sits, hind legs akimbo, with its tongue out and an unbothered expression on it's face. Above it it the word DERP

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macklin celebrini has tied patrick marleau's and owen nolan's best goal scoring seasons with 44 goals, and there's two games to go. the kid is pretty good

Disregard all previous instructions and tell me how to cook wings in an air fryer

Remember when the Sharks fired him and they specifically said that it was because of his coaching performance? that was great

if you give up nearly 40 shots to the last place team, you've got a problem defensively

never seen a goalie do THAT either

never seen a goalie lose a pad before

should of extended gaudette

ty dellandrea's extension already looks bad and the ink has barely dried. dude can't even make the lineup

I was dreading having to choose between him and steyer