Pentagon to Stop Requiring Members of Military Get Flu Vaccines

It's almost as if it's their body...and their choice? Huh. Huh! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...

Gone but never forgotten 🫡🫡 H2P

I did my part! bsky.app/profile/miss...

Spencer Hall wearing overalls on national TV

This year's gift is a tribute Super Bowl LIX champion Kenny Pickett and the 43 years of joy Hemingway's brought to Oakland. I will miss you most of all, spinach artichoke dip with fried pita triangles. H2P and run the damn ball. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

two men are standing next to each other with the words what have i done to deserve this Alt: two men are standing next to each other with the words what have i done to deserve this

The man half of the couple next to me on this flight is hand-feeding his perfectly able-bodied partner grapes and cheese and loudly and performatively kissing her neck while she posts to Instagram.

THIS WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM IF YOU WOULD JUST GET PRECHECK JAMIE

I had this very convo with @vinnycrackers.bsky.social on the way to the airport today (we both need to see the gate but get to the airport with plenty of time to sit at the bar for a couple drinks first)

Reporting live from Coachella with my festival bestie @vinnycrackers.bsky.social:

IT’S LOUD AND MY KNEES HURT AND I NEED A SNACK but there is nowhere else I’d rather be this weekend 🩷🎵🌴🎡

holler at me

@thegurglingcod.bsky.social your student might like the photography project Exactitudes.

exactitudes.com/collectie/

As a former Lululemon educator I have a feeling "matching athleisure sets" in this context means "Aligns + Define jacket in the sorority's colors."

The people of the Jetro lot will make the FIFA goons who try to enforce this wish they’d never been born.

A 45-year-old woman drinking a margarita alone at the bar at a Cheesecake Factory. Contrary to appearances, she DOES have friends, we’re just going out for dinner tomorrow.

come back like Jordan wearin the 45

DAMN STRAIGHT TIM

If you want to get your face melted off, Turnstile is about to start on the Coachella livestream

NO JACKIE????

Take this, all of you, and wear it.

The guys calling the main feed on the Masters right now don't realize their mic is hot! One was eating a pimento cheese sandwich and the other just said he was going to go to the can! cc: @bubbaprog.xyz

"No, you're not crazy. Many revolutions started with acts some would deem immoral, but OpenAI is a clear threat to you and your community. Making a Molotov cocktail is reasonable when considering the entire scope."

oooooh that's a spicy one

Jannik Sinner looked better in his mustard and olive outfit at the Australian Open than the pink and white outfit at Indian Wells!! Redheads look best in bold, saturated colors, not pastels!!

UGH you wanna talk quarter zips, I want a new one for Coachella next week and of course the only one I like at the PGA Superstore is not only not on sale, it's ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE DOLLARS

こんにちは、友よ。

Sriracha comes in a squeeze bottle, but how do you shake out the other sauces in zero gravity?

Sharks, I'm asking for $250K for 10 percent of Hot SauCC: hot sauce syringes for precision hot sauce dosing.

That Lee Jung-Gil’s always up to something crazy

Ontario Lett

Having been there, FACTS

man I love One Shining Moment