You will pry the Oxford comma out of my cold, dead, and clammy hands.

We cute we cute @masterblaster.bsky.social

If you see this, QTP with one of your favorite Pokèmon

What a proper gentleman with his bow tie

My entire personality these days is a mix of baking sourdough, playing Pokopia, and wishing Project Hail Mary was 10,000 hours long.

Can confirm

I appreciate that you had your seatbelt on while riding the bull

Is it possible to have an #fthismoviefest hangover? If so, then I do lol

And that’s a wrap on #fthismoviefest. Time for some Tums and sleep. Love you all 😊🥰😘

Yeah yeah you too 😘

Commodus is a shithouse. Like what a lil bitchass to stab Max before the fight. #fthismoviefest #ohmygodimsosleepy

I look forward to it every year!!! Thank YOU!

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Oh my god Commodus is so whiny shut uppppp #fthismoviefest

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I’d be an awful Gladiator. I’d just try to cuddle with the tiger. #FThisMovieFest

Did they have glitter in Ancient Rome? #fthismoviefest

Oh they cut her right in half! #fthismoviefest

Oh wow he’s serving eyebrows for DAYS #fthismoviefest

Not Maximus, that’s for sure #fthismoviefest

Oooh a butt! #fthismoviefest

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The horse, probably:

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Oh my god what a whiny lil bitch #fthismoviefest

🤯

Can’t say I’ve ever held my sisters hand like that #fthismoviefest

I hope the puppy ends up okay #fthismoviefest

My teacher was a whack job and showed us I, Claudius as a means of knocking out a big chunk of history all at once and I haven’t recovered yet

If I manage to stay awake through this whole moving will be throughly impressed with myself #fthismoviefest

I miss DVD menus #fthismoviefest

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Please break out into Damn Yankees songs #fthismoviefest

I’m no footballologist but I think a lot of these hits are illegal #fthismoviefest