Lana Del Rey has done so many theme songs for nonexistent James Bond movies, it's nice that she finally got to do a (sort of) real one. open.spotify.com/album/2uPAqo...
Posts by Scott Von Doviak
Spinoff! (I know they're denying it, but come on.)
This Derringer Award-nominated, killer anthology is on sale for less than a buck for the digital version. Get on it.
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My phone keeps trying to trick me into enabling a new AI lock screen. Almost as if they know we hate it and need it rammed down our throats!
Why is it that the most vocal cheerleaders of generative A.I. are always the hackiest motherfreakers around? You expect studio executives to say things like “it’s going to revolutionize content,” and “from a bottom-line standpoint it’s inevitable,” and “I’ve finally found an instrument as cold and empty as myself,” but you’d hope that an artist would have more self-respect.
of course you CAN use AI to "write" your book but you run the risk of a lethally derisive colson whitehead materializing in your office to call you a hacky motherfreaker
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...
Is this what passes for bipartisanship these days?
Remember the Alamo. This is ending about as well.
Buy two copies and you can put one on your fridge and one someplace more intimate like your basement fridge or the hood of your car.
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS is the holiday viewing at my local.
I don't know why everybody is talking about book promotion but I have a novel out this month. So buy it.
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jorda...
This is not a twist. It's just a tribe swap.
Congratulations! Well-deserved.
KING OF ASHES is out today in paperback!!!
Its also gonna be B&N thriller pick
Thank you to everyone who has shown my dark family crime drama some love
"Everything burns"...
this is turning out to be one of the onion's all-time classics
Saw one of these things for the first time yesterday. Another stupid thing clogging up the streets of Austin, where they still won't build the light rail we voted for years ago.
Barnes & Noble Preorder from Bn.com for 25% off use code preorder25
Barnes & Nobel is having a preorder sale right now, including my next novel A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE. So take some of that money you saved from the Criterion flash sale and buy yourself some Literature™️
In the age of generative AI and would-be AI detectives, I'm glad I still write my drafts in longhand in bars and coffee shops. Despite the looks I often get.
Also vascillating between being embarrassed for Adrian Brody's Godfather impression and begrudgingly finding it entertaining.
Catching up on the later seasons of PEAKY BLINDERS I never watched at the time. Impressed with Tom Hardy's commitment to having his character's skin deteriorate further every season.
I was thinking Soul Coughing.
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Happy Gardner Museum Heist Anniversary! Celebrate by ordering the definitive fictionalized account. Your Uncle @stephenking.bsky.social agrees! www.amazon.com/Charlesgate-...
if you’re already missing the sight of grim baseball players who exhibit no joy while playing and who seem to feel entitled to a championship and nothing less then may I introduce you to the New York Yankees
Ordered!
Zevon, The Envoy (1982)
The kind of album where Lindsey Buckingham sings cokey backing vox on a song co-written by Thomas McGuane, and Jeff Porcaro is credited with playing "Tahitian log drums." The title track, about a US envoy charged with putting out fires in the Middle East, now feels like it's from a parallel earth