gaze upon my bioshocks and despair

Listen I know I have no leg to stand on because I ordered food on ubereats but my god trying to order food is like having a job man I s2g. Take the photos. Do your dailies. Fuck

Someone was screaming in the servo earlier about getting "food poisoning" from a meat pie a week earlier - don't make your weak constitution my problem - thank you!

bangers and mash for our liz

Absolutely thrilled to reacquire my childhood camera complete with very lovely 50mm F1.4

Children on the bus screaming about 'eradicating and humbling eshays'

1. Go raiders
2. Fuck tha Melbourne Storm

Happy rugby league everybody

The white winged chough is the Lord's perfect bird

Sangue Latino (Remasterizado) YouTube video by Secos & Molhados - Topic

Found this last night. I love scrolling through Brazilian music with three million plays that has no foothold in the English speaking world and discovering just the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

A classic Canberra problem is when you put on your trackpants and longjohns at the same time and end up wearing one pair of pants

Received my grocery delivery in a crop top

2026 ice cube be like "it was a good day. No subs on my click and collect all my food in date"

gotta give a shoutout to young bucks vs Okada and takeshita - this is everything I could ever want from American Wrestling

New machine day

Chewed out by a dragons dan at the pub for saying this

We're gonna win the comp everyone

output

I can hear the Lizzie McGuire theme song in my head as performed by Jawbreaker

absolutely

Like I don't particularly care about manly v dolphins but it's insane that I can pay 40 bucks a month and it's essential unwatchable. Real bullshit @kayosports.bsky.social fix your stuff

Kayo is genuinely the worst streaming service ever - expensive, stutters all the time, forces highest res into a system that can't handle it, EXTREMELY heavy, and for some reason allows you to alter playback speed but not pick your own quality? Really awful stuff. Just let me lock 720 or 1080

Three step plan for improving image search:

1: YouTube thumbnails excluded from results by default
2: results from gif aggregators off by default unless keyword 'gif' used
3: webp fucked off

rasslin

I believe they're pulled from AllMusic so yes

watching Bryan Danielsons entrance in London 2024 and tearing up a little bit. Truly the greatest of all time

[in Maccas job interview feedback panel] Yeah I dunno I don't believe you really illustrated our core corporate value of 'im lovin' it', jayden

I hate jobs I hate writing resumes I hate jobs

I think instead of making people drive to work four days a week we should make them ride their bikes to work all five days of the week

got a photo printed really big just for funsies - GREAT EXPERIENCE!