Posts by The Classic Rocker
On the right is someone NFL doctors say is 6’3, 230 lbs with 5% body fat
On the left is someone White House doctors say is 6’3, 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat
If the White House is THAT dishonest about something so clear, why should we believe anything they say about anything?
Mondays online comedy writing workshop sold out. Space still open 4 Wednesdays starting 5-6:
5-6, 13, 20 & 27
Website has been updated 4 registration. Thx & keep laughing!
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It's long overdue .. (cartoon Dave Granlund) #2547now
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC.
Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.
It took just ONE phone call to help a future comedy legend land a spot at a legendary Hollywood comedy club. That single opportunity led to a national television appearance - and much, MUCH more.
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This is a huge deal. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/goodbye-viktor
Hillary Clinton: "I think our allies believe we've lost our minds because they wake up in the morning like we do and see the rants from the president making no sense half the time"
Truth! EPSTEIN Files NOW!
An aspiring comedian wrote a new joke and tried it out in our workshop. The reaction from the room was unanimous - it wasn’t as funny as the rest of his material. Our advice was not do it - the result was not what we expected… youtu.be/klAbquNjA8k?...
Ending our Florida trek with my stand-up comedy workshop at Del Webb Sunbridge in St. Cloud. Fun crowd, funny jokes and stories, excellent name-dropping (on my part!), and laughs. Biggest applause? When I told them today was Debbie's and my 32nd wedding anniversary. Keep laughing!!
Hey remember this post? Wtf happened...
We elected you to Congress to be a check on executive power, not a spectator.
You swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not to protect a man who threatens democracy, threatens war, and threatens the future.
Stop hiding behind voters.
Stop punting responsibility.
DO YOUR JOBS.👇
Another photo from Wednesday’s comedy workshop show at The Tampa Funny Bone. Possible captions:
“Advancing to the next round on ‘American Idol’ is…”
“Can the prosecution identify the suspect from this line-up?”
Release all the Epstein files now!
Shout-out Legacy Pointe at UCF in Oviedo FL 4 hosting "The Beatles: Making the 1960s FAB!" I couldn't fit back of room in photo. Guess too much rush to front after I said I'd invited Ringo. BTW - he didn't make it. LOL!! Thx everyone 4 a FAB afternoon! BeatlesProgram.com
DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES
Moon with a face from A Trip to the Moon, a 1902 French science-fiction film written by Georges Méliès.
Artemis II mission captures first pictures of the far side of the Moon.
Congratulations to all the comedians at Wednesday's comedy workshop showcase at The Tampa Funny Bone. We had another big crowd and BIG laughs. AND the comics all came through with funny sets. It was a great night! TheComedyBook.com
Thank you James D. Jones for having me as a guest on Beatles-A-Rama TV. We went back in time to the 1960s and FAB concerts at New York's Shea Stadium and Cleveland's Municipal Stadium. I had a blast!
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What a great world we would have if all we had left was the left…