It’s kind of crazy that dogs or cats haven’t learned to talk yet. It’s not that hard, one of them should’ve figured it out by now.

I think that Turbotax commercial might be the song of the summer.

Imagine finding out everyone you knew listened to Smartless and Dax Shepard’s podcast but just never talked about it?

Another Saturday, another night my so-called friends claim they “forgot” about my Landman watch party.

Significant other of a food influencer seems like a pretty sweet gig. 2 seconds of screen time eating a mozzarella stick and the rest of the time you just film your bozo partner and enjoy your free meal.

They should remake Leaving Las Vegas but it’s just a guy ordering Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss on Uber Eats.

The 2024 film Twisters dares to ask the question: what if a movie was like eating at Texas Roadhouse?