Triflin' heifer! Get off my afghan!

Went with a different color scheme this semester...

Epic Last Sunday Night Selfie!

This motley crew puts Mötley Crüe to shame!

Everyone and their mother was crowding to get in these Mothers Day selfies.

Selfie time is getting way epic. I hear there is lumpia and pancit.

Well... So, you plan on things to go one way...

...but then Your Employer comes tearing through like a wrecking ball and leaves everyone lying on the floor...

...and then stands there, watching all of it, and cackling.

Dude has a sense of humor, all right.

The Sunday morning selfies with these rowdies are starting to get epic!

In my outdoor office pretending I have a snowball's chance of catching up.

I was portrayed as violent and unhinged when I was fired June 2020...

...by the pastor who assaulted a female staff member, fired her for reporting it to the bishop, and then was referred by said bishop to anger management.

He's still pastoring that church.

I was unemployed for three years.

The former is Satan's third temptation in the wilderness.

The latter is a mandate by God modeled by God-in-the-flesh Himself.

Thank you, Pope Francis.

The migrant... the prisoner... the Muslim...

Christian faith is not found in the obsessive-compulsive pursuit and acquisition of imperialist wealth and power, but in embracing and serving those on the margins as beloved brothers and sisters.

Dear Church:

Systemic Injustice is still Sin.

If you tolerate it or defend it, then it's power you are worshiping, not Jesus.

Happy Good Friday.

That is not a "maximum security prison" in El Salvador.

That is a #DEATHCAMP paid for by your tax dollars.

All so DonaldTrump, JDVance Marco Rubio and the entire White Supremacist Administration can escalate their war against brown bodies.

US citizens are next. Probably Black.

Call it what it is

It's called market manipulation and insider trading.

Sure glad your 401Ks weren't affected.

The Ultimate "Leopards Ate My Face" Rendition! YouTube video by Franchesca Ramsey

youtu.be/8QGy9D_c1pY?...

Out here with these rowdy rascals!

If I get banned from Twitter, I plan to go out honorably.

They're out of control over here!

Transgender children are made in the image of God...

...just like the negligent abusive sperm donors so consumed by hatred and contempt to deny their existence.

Thank God for protecting the girl from this jerk.

Shennanigans on Xenia Avenue? Nah... Don't believe it.

Yep... The further I get into seminary, the more I'm convinced that my best strategy for getting things done is to prioritize "minimizing damage to my grades."

Dear Pastors:

Ordination, Licensing, and Appointments are not sexually transmitted conditions.

Some of you need to be protecting your spouses from your churches...

...and others need to be protecting your churches from your spouse.

Quit trying to compartmentalize God.

He does not work that way.

He won't even divide Himself into three; He surely isn't going to divide Himself to fit His infinite being inside all of your tiny little boxes.

Privilege is getting to call "politics" what others experience everyday as "systemic injustice."

Pshaw... You forgot:

1.) Cyclops fan club membership.

2.) Fried pickles.

3.) Women-in-Refrigerator magnets

Buen viaje! Ojala que la vaca naranja no invada al Canada durante su viaje!

O Panama... o Greenland... o Mexico...

How to Nazi That Coming.

If you could get a tax break hiring Black people:

1.) Black unemployment would not be almost double the white.

2.) Black applicants wouldn't be passed over based on names alone.

3.) Black men with no criminal records would have an advantage over white men fresh out of prison.

Working on my try-to-catch-up list in my office...