Oh no :( her voice was on a couple of trance classics

Let’s hope Vance comes over to back Farage

Had to check if the King and Queen are on the right squares and the squares are the right colour, all good 👍 🤣

I think Iran should rename one of its missiles “Bonespur” . Let’s see that on CNN . “Five Bonespurs intercepted”

Which of the following best fits “self x is not x” A) Love B) Praise C) Published ?

The pedant in me has to say “well, not infinite”

Wouldn’t 0000002 be prime and in both?

During bird flu, I did the same joke to every girl. Aren’t you worried about bird flu? No why? Because Dave in accounts said you definitely had a Cockatoo.

I’ve got a Day Of The Triffids DVD in front of me

Reading this, I’m torn between doing Russell Brand twat-speak with long words, or shouting “Parklife”

I think Ginge said “shithole”

Had the misfortune to sit through the Spice Girls movie… it has a lot of Gary Glitter songs

What do we want from Andrew? Is it to not pass trade secrets outside the country and not fck underage trafficked girls and hang around with paedos?

Er… humans?

She was my MP (until the borders changed) . She’s a strange one

He wouldn’t know one end of a machine gun from the other. Probably take his head off

Fml, how are they gonna lol at Boxer?

Anthony Jeselnik on Netflix

Watch out for her getting frisbees from sub stations too

Not enough room to swing a dog?

Supermarket own brands… what should they really be called

This story’ll get her back. Chin up

Shots lined up for “infighting” and “People’s Front of Judea”

Thanks Remainiacs, you answered the question of “surely someone in podcast land thinks this is bullshit?” And I’ve followed you all ever since

Cutting in depth financial analysis there

Idea for programme “Side Hustle” with @deborahmeaden.bsky.social Deborah visits people who have websites, small businesses on the side. How much do they make, what challenges do they face. *puts down Alan Partridge dictaphone*

A dromedary is one hump, a bactrian two, and if you find one with three humps, that’s Humphrey

I thought that said C3PO 🧐

a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a sign that says de bank ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in front of a sign that says de bank

Oh and also

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words have you ever been mistaken for a man ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words have you ever been mistaken for a man

Hey Vasquez, ever been mistaken for a man?