where IS my assistant, I see a golden opportunity waltzing through !!!

Check this out!

[ She produces a shiny black coin with golden details... then thows it on the air, making it spin. It falls back on her palm, but now Ritsuka feels a little colder .... he's in underwear only. ]

Oh my, would you look at that! 🫵

too late deliverer boy. Your bones are Mine

@last-master.bsky.social :3

I need to rob a loser today.

“Oh well.” she grimaces in disappointment. “I guess he really wasted money on all those ‘how to identify real relics’ coaching books huh. Kinda lame.”

finally, Cipher releases him.

“Come on, do not forget to show me every single item… I will know if you do!”

Now squishing his large bouncy upper(?) face between her hands.

“You mean the deliverer boy? I thought for sure he was, like, ultra poor! Though… he’s also so popular he for sure got all kinds of nice expensive gifts from everyone…

Aren’t you so smart?! Good boy~
Hand them all to me, lemme check!”

smacking them like pudding.

“I was thinking my best subordinate and partner j crime had left me forever ………. you know that’s punishable, right?”

BESTIEEE ☺️✨

“Do you think I’d waste my prrrecious time going around lying that the mad eyepatch teacher is a cat?

Wait, Don’t answer that. Well, anyway, I don’t have anything to do with your predicament this time! Maybe one of your alchemy spells went wrong or something! Not my problem!”

Cipher doesn’t even try to hide the very severely disgusted grimace she makes. Like she certainly has never seen anything like that and she wishes she had to keep that way forever.

“Yikes! What IS that!” then, she shakes her head, offended. +

His innocent mind can’t fathom cuteness aggression it seems. But he escapes his fate, for now, as Cipher jolts in place, caught off guard.

“Eek!” and for some reason her cheeks get a little pinker. “Ugh! Who do you think you are, ignoring me like that? I should stab you right now!”

doesn't want to do anything to stop it from happening ~ ~

And that you're turning into a cat so he won't be able to" fake hurl sound, "kiss you before you die for real."

Anyone would think Anaxa is finally going insane, but Cipher can see Cerces and honestly, it just makes her laugh way too loud.

Then, both hands on her hips.

"Let's see how happy your beloved Phai-chan will be when I tell him you'll die in the next 15 days and +

you'll regret not enjoying the present on your last seconds...

Friendly advice: don't eat any chocolate unless you wanna die in the next 2 hours."

Poor Cífera licks the blood dripping down her fingies. She looks very offended by whatever's happening to Anaxa, though.

"You're so annoying, eyepatch man. I don't know if you're realized it yet but you're still alive at the moment! If you keep leaving it all to 'once you die', +

Cipher pokes and pulls his fangs to check if they're real. All they do is piercer her beautiful paws...

"What did you do? ... Did 𝑰 do this? Is this your way of getting revenge on me for stealing all your old alchemy registers and selling them to your rivals for an exorbitant amount?!"

She was about to make a snarky comment back but that totally stole her attention away. Abandoning all else, she grabs the professor's face to force his mouth open and get a glimpse of his new fangs...

"WHAT ARE THOSE?!"

not amused.

"You're right. I might break into your little room and steal every shiny thing I find, then. Even that framed picture you have of the Delivere Boy."

after a moment of no reaction;

"Yep, today's my birthday, totally! Take your time to get me something real nice, preferably something shiny and expensive, okay? Thank youuu, Hikikomori Princess~ ~"

HAPPY NYANBINARY DAY TO ME 🎉🎉

where’s my gifts? huh? You got something for me, right???

some call it stalking , i say walking
just extremely close behind

“… 💢‼️”

She considers slashing his back with her claws. Maybe attacking him and biting a chunk off his shoulder. Maybe even stealing his wallet!

What she does is shorten the distance until she’s breathing(puffing angrily) against his large back. Last chance!!