did it say ✨✨✨ BOX CONTAINING DIAPER PAIL FOR DIAPER FETISH ENJOYMENT ✨✨✨

either this person is incredibly dedicated to the bit, batman is their special interest, or i really did streetpass Literally Batman because there's no other explanation

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

That might be the least discreet packaging I've ever seen D:

Vivian @muchnerve "Star Trek is woke now" the main characters of Deep Space Nine include Black Jesus, Bisexual Terrorist, Trans Worm, Doctor Twink with his boyfriend Fashion Lizard, Traumatized Goo, Communist Himbo, and Pro-Union Irishman 11:51 PM • 04 Jul 22 • Twitter for iPhone

small crab eating a grape (important)

full body drawing of an anthropomorphic shiny trubbish (pokemon that looks like a dark blue garbage bag with green garbage spilling out for arms). she has black plastic on her head styled to resemble long hair in a braid, and she's wearing a black playboy bunny costume with neon yellow, pink and teal graffiti patterns on it. she's posed around a dented metal traffic sign.

your favourite pokemon is trubbish

Hunter from Spyro as a sweet skateboarder innit

Yo Spyro! Do a sweet kickflip or I'll continue to hold the eggs of your kin for ransom

My playlist is armed and ready

Photo of a horse's silhouette on a mountain, with the caption "adhd girl, don’t bring your phone to the toilet".

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

I'm recently 40 and this is extremely relatable

@ItsBCJim The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

As a big big isopod fan, can't wait to buy that one!

caribbean monk seal in a mardi gras outfit

*jingles towards you*

YES this is SO TRUE!!! Well said!!!!

I like calling him “my friend Superman” because in my opinion it you don’t make it feel as if Superman would be your friend then you aren’t writing Superman right

A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

My good bandmate @sagedeer-wa.bsky.social shared this with me and it's oh so true.

sorry your new starfox game is going to be a breath of the wild. yeah we already talked about it with shigeru. yeah open world and everything. you collect slippy's favorite magazine issues and peppy lets you swap out your arwings stats but not max out both stats. falco marries a woman.

I’m just gonna say like

The banning of furry content won’t stop at cub and feral

We saw digitigrade legs get targeted

Next it’ll be “muzzle length is zoo”

“Kemono is pedo”

“Paws instead of human feet is zoo”

Genuinely stop drawing lines. They’re not gonna stop.
Support cub and feral art.

diaper or your big dick or a diaper over your big dick????

Metamorph, by Channel Dark track by Channel Dark

Please don't hide away. There's beauty everywhere, come fly with me.

Horsey believes in you 💜

channeldark.bandcamp.com/track/metamo...

Image of Jacob Wysocki screaming with poorly edited text that says "you are AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL."

YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVORITE THINGS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW BAD AND ITS OK. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN TRY DIFFERENT MEDIUMS. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WILL. YOU CAN DRAW YOUR FAVES FUCKING NASTY. YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH FREE WI

Well I just gave some asshole scammer a hundred bucks for nothing :( you win some, you lose some, i guess T_T

I just messaged you, my discord username is Lee here

A deer magician stands up on the stage in a suit, gleefully addressing the crowd as he performs his final act. In a burst of smoke and confetti, the other people on stage are suddenly transformed into a plushie, a clown, and a balloon animal!

“Thank you, thank you! Now, for my final trick… I’ll show you my lovely volunteers’ true selves!!”