I figured that’s why she was hanging with the boys!

Attention Democrats running for Congress this year:

We Democratic voters have a to-do list.

I keep waiting for the non-verbal stage, but maybe that doesn’t happen with his kind of dementia.

That’s right folks: You earned it. Now wear it.

Ka$h Barr works for me, too.

You just knew there'd be a back story like this to yesterday's vote—and today's Republican outrage—didn't you?

People who ignore leash laws should get three strikes. Third strike, the dog is taken away until the owner completes a course in civic responsibility and an essay titled "I must remember that I am not the only special snowflake in [name of town]."

There's a woman in our neighborhood who never puts her dog on a leash for walks. And of course she hasn't trained it at all.

The damn thing runs all over our yards, got into a tussle with our very polite but territorial dog and was slightly injured.

Its owner then tried to make us pay the vet.

... and SO Sally Fields.

Everyone else is cool-1970s-grubby and there she is in her demure little dress, hands politely folded.

Sister Bertrille would be so proud!

Dear MAGA

When I was a kid, we referred to "country club" Republicans, who could buy their way into exclusive clubs where the only lower-income people were there strictly to serve them.

Today's billionaires would buy whole countries if they could find sellers.

They're done with democracy AND YOU.

I would feel comfortable asking a German about potting soil.

If he's in the Gardening Dept., I guarantee he'll know the answer.

Country: United States of America

Current status: ⬇️

Happy Earth Day, America!

Thank a federal judge!

Reminds me of a NYT article about bot farms in Eastern Europe. They asked one of the "farmers" if he ever did bots for liberals and he said no: Five minutes after his bot posted disinformation, someone would post debunking it and the thread would immediately die.

Conservatives were his market.

My first political t-shirt was for the first Earth Day.

It featured an alarm clock and the slogan, "The Eleventh Hour Is Now."

So much changed after that: rivers stopped catching on fire, lakes were taken off the Dead list, smog cleared.

Republicans are setting it all back.

VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!

MAGA WOMEN: See how you rate with this guy?

Jon Stewart on Crossfire YouTube video by Alex Felker

"A guy nobody ever heard of before me"

FFS, you spent and flaccid dick, EVERYONE had heard of Tucker Carlson "before" you.

Mostly thanks to Jon Stewart: youtu.be/aFQFB5YpDZE?...

BTDT, June. FOUR TIMES.

I know just how you feel. 🙎‍♀️

"Republicans would have to hold another procedural vote and win it in order to be able to open debate again on the SAVE America Act.

"The odds of this happening are slim to none."

Nevertheless, let's keep an eye on this.

Art of the Deal, man.

Is he planning to send food to to the sailors there, who are now eating Dr. Scholl's insoles and shoe laces sauteed in garlic butter?

FACT: There are no insignificant elections.

That might mean you have to vote Every Year.

Good. Democracy depends on everyone to exercise their right to vote.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

Idk what AOC said to him, but apparently she landed a good one.

Listen.

"even the company’s name is unironically ominous. The palantíri are crystal balls in The Lord of the Rings that let Middle-earth’s worst tyrants spy on the heroes of the story."

Why do I get the feeling that this guy still plays Dungeons and Dragons?

An adolescent mind in a billionaire's body.

"What a sad waste of a perfectly good reproductive system."

IDK what she's saying, but she's landing some good ones.

Zora Neale Hurston was also an anthropologist.