not me but yall stay safe out there

babe wake up new locak58 upload

(hi. big fan. keep up the good work)

A four panel comic. In panel 1, there's an image of a closeup on the head of a yellow morph timber rattlesnake, with text above it that says "Behold the snake: Cunning, cruel, and bloodthirsty, it embodies evil and sin. Who knows what malevolent thoughts lurk in its mind?" In panel 2, the snake is zoomed out slightly, and a thought bubble rises above its head with three dots inside it. In panel 3, we're zoomed out more to see the whole snake curled up on a rock with a colorful background behind it, and there's a thought bubble rising from its head that says "Mmm warm sun." In panel 4, we're zoomed out even more, and the snake is sitting on a rock at the top of a hill with green grass and trees, a vibrant background of mountains and lakes behind it, and a bright blue sky with a golden cloud and birds flying. The snake is thinking "Nice day."

Behold the snake.

enigma of amigara fault #lego

screenshot of a duck duck go search result. OpenBible.info https://www.openbible.info > topics > shitpo... ... What Does the Bible Say About Shitposting? - OpenBible.info Bible verses about Shitposting Isaiah 8:1-22 ESV / 4

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op is the kind of loser that reminded the teacher that they forgot to give out the homework

I'd be less offended if bluesky staff rolled up in my dms and told me to k/m/s

I saw this bird and had to draw it! a rosy bourke parakeet 🍑
#parrot #bird #art #animalart

if you hate us this much just call us slurs atp

Post from headquarters news.bsky.social with video from Tucker Carlson and the text “Tucker Carlson: I'll be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. We're implicated in this. I misled people.”

if you post this clip, you should also post clips from the same episode of him saying the 2020 election was stolen, the civil rights movement was “disgusting,” and trump can’t be racist bc he has sex with black women.

tucker didn’t have a change of heart over trump; he had a change in strategy

Movie time with the dicks

It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.

Been mumbling "fentamania runnin wild brother" all day

my amazing creation

Us skittering across this uncertain world

guy at the pokemon merch import store empathizing with me for having a favorite pokemon trainer thats pre gen 9/not N AND having a hoenn starter as my favorite starter

very sloppy scribbles of a little strangely shaped white dog with black ears and a bright smile

up dog
#scribble

can i go back to never having heard of this person please

Drawing of a mama airplane feeding it's baby airplane in the nest

Mama airplane feeds baby airplane

guess who just got yelled at

Vocaloid/UTAU chimera of Miku Teto and Neru

The Creature
[ #Vocaloid #Utau #art ]

bakatron

金庫開け

and you know theyll pull out the "i don't wanna get meetoo'd" if someone suggests they get a secretary. which is way more telling than they think it is

Powerscaling the Tumblr Staff tie-belt guy against the entire Bluesky team