You're amazing too, friend 💖

A screenshot of a Bluesky notification that reads “Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆liked your post”, pertaining to the aforementioned post in this thread.

Ch—… Chi—… Chiitan…

Listening to an old Owl City album and screaming at every track like a gay guy at the club going “THAT'S MY SOOOOONG”

First time seeing the president in the flesh and it's a flipping Marcos wth 🤣🔫💥

[Skipping three runs in a row] Yeah I can conquer a half-marathon in two months

Platforms are constantly trying to make you just upset enough so you either get into a fight or keep scrolling to find something to make you feel better, without making you so miserable you just leave. That's the business model.

If you don't like it: Stop using the platform.

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Trying to imagine an alternate reality where I got to witness Francois Arnaud at a younger age when The Borgias was airing on Philippine cable TV

The freshly roasted milk tea and the coffee jelly mixed into it meeting together in my tummy to maximize their joint antioxidant slay 🧋

*starts watching another romance series* Wow every love song is About Them™

to improve your afternoon:
here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30

A famous guy I was a fan of sent an email during the pandemic just being like "hey I like your show, great job" and it meant a ton to me. So ever since I've tried to reach out whenever I really like something and just tell the people who made it "I really like this, thanks for making it!"

The key to understanding capitalism is that dog treats have shapes like "steak" even though that means nothing to the dog. The target audience isn't the dog, but the human, and the goal of the product is not to satisfy the dog, but to make the human feel like a good dog owner.

The popularity of the recent Frankenstein movie reminded me of an episode of an art contest TV reality show where the contestants were tasked to make a book cover, and a guy who was assigned Frankenstein who hasn't read it yet 🔒 locked in 🔒 and read through it with time to spare to make his artwork

Oh, to be in an alternate reality where I get to hear “The category is … Sumayaw … o Mamatay”

Readying myself for the 17-hour media blackout I'll undergo before getting to watch the Slaysian Royale finale because The News™ is a lion that does not concern itself with the concept of a spoiler

Just passed by someone with long, curly, berry-red hair by the LRT station. No I did not take pictures of them I just wanted to share.

Not Spotify exposing me like this 🫣

Lady Gaga during The MAYHEM Ball on August 22, 2025 at Madison Square Garden. The self-proclaimed Mother Monster is wearing her Born This Way leather jacket backstage.

Jon Bellion during the One Big Show concert on August 22, 2025 at Forest Hills Stadium. He is wearing a black jacket with the words “FATHER FIGURE” emblazoned on his chest.

If I had a nickel for every time an Italian-American musician raised in New York building their brand on being an alliterative parental figure is having shows in New York at this current moment, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

Losing my mind in this bus rn because what do you mean a K-pop member I used to listen to is in a Pinoy teleserye

The neck pain I thought I'd have forever as I age is practically gone now 🥹🥹🥹 Little joys

If I sign up for WOW Presents Plus, it'll be the *third* running subscription I have 🥹

"Every generation accuses the next of lacking grit, social skills and moral fiber, which must mean society is steadily getting worse!"

Okay are you sure you can't think of even one alternate explanation for that behavior

If this surge of online casinos hasn't yet collided with the boom in mobile lending apps, it's only a matter of time before they'll combine into the perfect crapstorm of ouroboric debt amongst the already poor

A screenshot of an Instagram comment that reads, “The shoe wall it (sic) Imelda Marcos levels of Good!!”

Imagine telling someone, “Wow, your collection of possessions is like that of a corrupt government official” 🍳

Canceling my subscription for a fitness app I haven't used for a long time only to find out it's been recording my progress from another running app.

Never knew an app could miss me this much 💔

I love how Jonathan Bailey gets to go full-on theater kid in a movie press tour spanning for more than a year *and* gets a little dino boy interlude in the middle as a treat

I refuse to believe that Imma Be currently going viral is anything short of a cosmic coincidence given that its music video from 15 years ago is literally about AI replacing artists

Realizing there's a non-zero chance that both MAYHEM and Father Figure will be nominated for Album of the Year and facing the fact that I'll be a child of Italian-American divorce

Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."