Mondays, amirite?

Crazy how you don’t realize how loud your dog licks himself til the power goes out.

Just want to take this opportunity to remind my fellow New Orleanians that this is a sherif and mayoral election year.

The feed store had Easter Egger chicks. Momma hen is set to hatch her clutch this week, so I got the chicks and stuck them under her. She immediately grabbed them and was like “MINE THANK YOU LEAVE NOW”

My Gen Z sister ends every text with “lol” because her 3 elder millennial sisters raised her right.

Texas Monthly writer Aaron Parsley and his family were swept away by the flood while asleep in their home. His 20 month-old nephew was lost to the water. This is his incredible recounting of that terrifying night:

www.texasmonthly.com/news-politic...

They think it’s treat time every time I open the shed (it is)

Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles Amazon founder reportedly forced to change venue for his wedding celebrations in Italian city

The French Revolution vibes here are just… extraordinary. “The event will instead take place in Arsenale, a historic complex of shipyards surrounded by fortified walls that will be much harder for the protesters to penetrate.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

From the yard today:

My new favorite podcast is just eavesdropping on my boyfriend while he argues with his Call of Duty bros about Iran.

The night shift, AKA how we know our house isn’t haunted:

The day shift:

The aliens have arrived; they demand doughnuts.

Curly, posing proudly with the socks she hunted and killed all by herself.

Bedhead 10/10

UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens

NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens

UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported

Will I show my chickens these videos later and say “this is from when you were BORN!”? Yes, yes I will.

Karen Read’s case joining Michael Lacey’s in the “stupidest, most disgusting waste of taxpayer money because prosecutors can’t take their well-deserved ‘L’” category.

Health Insurance for Millions Is Now on the Chopping Block Republicans’ very quiet, very serious effort to go after Obamacare’s Medicaid expansion.

"'Eliminating the Medicaid expansion would likely precipitate the biggest one-time increase in the number of people uninsured ever.'" ICYMI @citizencohn.bsky.social on the plan to do just that: www.thebulwark.com/p/health-ins...

GET 😡 OFF 😡 MY 😡 PEGGY 😡 MARTINS

As an elder millennial who has worked extremely hard for a long time to achieve relative financial stability and “middle class” status, I really fucking resent the idiot assholes (for whom I’ve NEVER VOTED) about to drive the economy off a cliff for the 3rd time in my adult life.

Roosters refusing to let us mind our own business:

Photo of Cory Booker in a black suit and tie

WASHINGTON (AP) — Cory Booker breaks the record for longest Senate speech, previously held by segregationist Strom Thurmond.

An ‘Administrative Error’ Sends a Maryland Father to a Salvadoran Prison The Trump administration says it mistakenly deported an immigrant with protected status but that courts are powerless to order his return.

Everyone involved in the Alien Enemies Act "deportations" (kidnapping) is a depraved monster. This poor man and his family, my god.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

⚜️🥂Cheers🥂⚜️ to everyone who helped ruin Jeff Landry’s day today.

Young people have every reason to be enraged.

MAHA Is a Fraud America has never been healthier. Going backwards is going to mean more people getting sick and dying.

There's no way to take the idea of MAHA seriously without doing things like being very pro-vaccine or validating Michelle Obama on healthy eating

Yeah I’m not giving the Democrats another penny until Chuck Schumer is out of leadership. This is fucking pathetic.

Art imitates life.

A self-anointed king propped up by a slippery tech overlord.