winnie the pooh getting hammered and waking up the next morning wearing pants

we all know I have no life, so:

Silver Age panel. Jimmy Olsen is outside somewhere holding a camera in his hands. Narration: "But, wait...what's this new surprise that Jimmy runs into, a few minutes later?" Spoilers, it's a robot approaching him. The robot has written on its chest, "This robot is trained to smash your camera".  Jimmy says, "Jeepers! Got to escape that robot!"

whatever faith tradition you follow, our social content is non prophet.

Magnesuim taurate is a mysterious substance - many people are eating it as food supplement and... I cannot find it. I bought 5 different brands of "magnesuim taurate", 4 of them clear rubbish with 0% of magnesuim taurate, fifth was that close to fool me,

#chemsky #chemchat #SupplementsSaga

In which Mozilla leadership finally breaks strategic ambiguity about whether the deluge of security bugs lately is from Mythos.

A frighteningly large bird leans over staring into the eyes of a woman with an SPCA badge, captioned “what you did there, I see it”

Puffy skies over San Francisco Bay #CAwx

If my body's reaction to psych meds could be a little less like drawing from a magical deck of cards gifted by the trickster god Nemelex Xobeh, that'd be nice.

Uhhhhhhhhh

"Day 066, orbit 1021 – As our trajectory carries us over the Kazakh steppe, bathed in shades of beige and ochre – home to Soyuz lift‑offs and landings – Lake Balkhash suddenly comes into view, a vivid oasis in turquoise tones", shared esa.int astronaut Sophie Adenot yesterday on social media.

IANAL but in the US this seems like it'd be clearly invalid under the “equal protection of the laws” stuff we added to the Constitution after defeating the Confederacy (see Zobel v. Williams). No idea about the UK though.

Rather than focus on today’s heavy rainstorm, we prefer to recall (a few days ago!) when our skunk, Tux, was enjoying the sunshine! 🦨🌞☀️

You think you're joking, but a little bird tells me NixOS might be involved.

A fully dressed man and woman with a man wearning nothing but pelt underwear (but is not Tarzan). There's also a smiling tiger. The two men seem to gaze at each other. Dressed guy has a cup in hand. Narration: "Later when the three friends have returned, Jerry drinks the life juice. Another adventure of Trojak the Tiger Man in the next issue of DARING COMICS."

It's all fun and games until the leeward side of the mountains has a devastating wildfire, and then the next day it's the windward side and snow falls on the ashes of people's homes.

(The weather in SF is mostly not trying to literally kill me, and sometimes I appreciate that.)

Stark rain shadows in the Bay Area today. Berkeley (1.24”) and Concord (0.03”) are only separated by 20 miles, yet massive differences in precip. Santa Cruz Mountains 2” while San Jose just 10% of that.

Hills squeeze out moisture on the windward side and cause a drying effect on the leeward side.

That's a pretty sweet background (but you should still lock down your XDMCP server or whatever this is)

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…but doctor, I *am* postmaster.

(Substitute whichever of the Big 3 is the most clownshoes where you live.)

There's a solution for having too much cell coverage and it's called T-Mobile.

The Dodgers Strike Back

Apparently I should've been watching the Phillies game.

Apparently I should've been watching the Phillies game.

I feel like there's some historical figure you could put on a speech bubble for this and it'd be funny, but my brain isn't braining today.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Spamming Linux-specific script-kiddie stuff at a FreeBSD bootloader prompt. I would lol if I were in a lol-capable mood today.

Once again, I hate that I had to see this, and now so will you.

this is important to get your head around the basic shape of water use out West. farmers get the overwhelming majority of it--far more than all industry and cities put together--and pay almost nothing for it

‘Simply stop giving millionaires water for literally free’ is one of the most insane sounding but actually serious policy solutions out there