Image of a custom made food item called "500 Cigarettes" in "Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream". Its just 500 cigarettes.
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uri the babysitter
#FFXIV
chibi urianger art drawn by havoc! he's hiding a playful smile behind a card as he's holding a heart with his right hand.
a little love mixed in with the stars ✨❤️ #urianger
🎨: @shoujohavoc.bsky.social
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
Correct.
This all I got
when estinien calls you "aibou," reblog if u agree
A drawing of Ardbert and Seto, both smiling at the viewer
no art juice so here is ardbert and seto from '21 that I still find cute... my babies #ffxiv
The cuteness aggression this gives me is diabolical.
#urianger #gposers #uriangeraugurelt #elezen
he’d never admit it but deep in my spirit i know it to be true
thancred and urianger in their hotel room 1 hour before checkout before their flight to ilsabard to report in for msq duty on the 28th
oopsie
Do I know how ffxiv dragons age? Absolutely not, but it won’t stop me
#ffxiv
is that all this guy thinks about
How come Urianger had to kneel and grovel and beg forgiveness and WoL was given the option of brushing that off, but the cat boy gets off scot free. >:( Urianger's knees should never be blemished by the ground unless he is sucking cock.
AND ☝️ they're transgender
nightseeker y'shtola #ffxiv
tomodachi life is like the feeling of writing boobs on a calculator and giggling to urself distilled into a video game
WTF!!!!!! this game hates your gay little critters
NOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED
They're saying that what makes this dog so interesting also applies to Thancred.
😭😭😭
tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'
modern day proverbs
got some watauri art back from @uriangermilfhours.bsky.social based on a doodle i drew like. 4 years ago
W'htal dabbled in astro for a bit (and would do a bit of tarot reading for kicks back home besides) so this started as practice ... but also of course he'd have his triple triad deck w/ him
this game is a fuckin fever dream