I need that sticker if Damien slapping you right about now.
Posts by Tunuko π
Hey cutie, let's make out π
You're not very good at this game
I'll give you 3 guesses who my favourite PokΓ©mon is...
They're complete BS lol
In the last couple weeks I've gone from 220lbs to 216.8.
Still classed as overweight and closer to "obese" than "healthy". BMI calcs are kinda bullshit haha. I'm tall, and wide.
Dad's a big boi π
Is it just me, but sometimes Chip n Dale just look so cute in their silly little outfits that I just need to... Hold one of them down with my paws and watch them wiggling between my toes while the other takes a ride on my tongue π
I mean what?
Sorry for your loss π
I'm kinky, not a slut π
Love finishing work for the day and just getting the fire going and watching some TV with the pups. π₯°
I'm so kinky sometimes I show ankle π₯΅
January is a miserable time here, it's quite cold (relatively speaking depends on where you're from haha), it's mostly full of rain, the days are very short it gets light lately and dark early, and lots of places will be closed or heavily reduced as it's off season.
April is a nice in-between!
Very fair π I remember one guy describing things and my finger just slowly glided to the block button π© someone get Chris Hansen on the phone
Valid reaction tbh π
Yeah I'm in the UK they're the easier ones to find π collection has grown a bit since, I have the D Terminal now, and the color D arc on pre order. I've also got my Digital Monsters #1 signed by Joshua Seth on display π in entirely normal I swear
Guy online: I have some really taboo fetishes
*Me thinking oh here we go*
Me: Like what
Him: ...feet
π Brother you're so vanilla. Taboo? Excuse me? π
Well, he has all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
Can't find my brush so Dad's a little rugged this morning. But he's back in the house!
Sporting more fluff down the belly and under the legs, and longer fur on the head so now I can use the donut optionally again!
Be honest, you'd snuggle this, wouldn't you kiddo?
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finding saucy pics I took on my phone that are from like 9 years ago...
And I'm still hot π
When the thing does the thing so stuff happens
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Oooh tanuki back from a couple quick alterations tomorrow ^^
Bit more floof added to Dad π
I'll show you when he gets here π
Also that bulge though π shut up.
So I haven't posted these for a while, so here we go.
This is 219lbs vs 280lbs
This is a difference between wearing Large/Medium top and bottoms vs 2XL/XL
It's time to start toning it up a bit, but having lost a little over 20% of my body weight over the last year I'm incredibly proud of myself.
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Being mid conversation and getting kicked off because someone phoned the land line.
Kids these days think they have struggles on 60 ping π
Soooo true π
Ow, my hip!
Or when they use Chinese or Japanese characters that -kinda- look like English characters in their place π© like I can read kata/hira and some kanji and it's soooo annoying when ε±±olf comes into a chat cuz I'm like "what the fuck kinda name is mountainolf" π
For me it's people who's screen names looked like they been ripped straight outta MSN messenger in the tail end of the 90s:
β’((¯°·._.β’ ΟΰΉβΖΒ₯ ΟΰΉβΖ β’._.·°¯))β’
GET IN THE SEA.
Peach rings?
Nah.
Bowser holes.
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