For real. Cuz they love pussy but hate women.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I simply can’t believe Congress and the cabinet are sitting around, totally fine with what is absolutely demented behavior from the president.

Sounds like a Jet's Private Boat Tour.

Twink, pejorative.

Delroy Lindo always look like he's about to cuss someone out in Uncanese.

I thought this was a photo of Bimini.

Go Light on My Nipples, Please On the cost of staying silent and the pleasure of finally speaking up

Wrote about the hardest simple question anyone's ever asked me and why it took a room full of blindfolded, oiled-up men to start figuring out the answer.

Of all the bottled water brands, I wonder why female rappers choose Aquafina to represent a wet 🐱.

I just saw a flyer for a Pride party and I'm already exhausted.

Started Industry and I'm three episodes in. Does this get better?

Happiness on Standby You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore to decide to be happy.

Here's what I learned about putting happiness on hold until life was easy.
Spoiler alert: It never got easy.

What changes when you switch over? Your discover tab?

This theme is so "Florals in Spring? Riveting." Fashion is Art is the unspoken theme every year. It's the freaking Met Gala. They couldn't pick a niche?

Another reminder of why I'm a proud Tidal subscriber.

What Makes Someone an Artist? How I finally stopped letting other people's definitions hold me back

I mean, am I?

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"That's different," is how Black folks say, "Yeah, you weird as fuck, bruh."

What the Dance Floor Owes Me (And What It Doesn’t) Finding freedom on the dance floor—and friendship somewhere else

Sunday read...

Sonos is the WORST app for guests to connect to! Like, just pull out your fuckin' Bluetooth speaker bitch. I'm not finna go through all this.

Valentine's Day for the Terminally Single 💘 Journaling lakeside while straight couples wait for brunch

Happy Valentine's Day! I wrote something this morning from a coffee shop while watching straight couples line up for brunch.

Fire Island Adonis What the most beautiful man I've ever seen taught me about insecurity and belonging.

Love an unexpected lesson.

Curling as an Olympic sport... I guess it's not for me to understand. Bc I see ppl with a great future in housekeeping. The aggressiveness of the scrub is unfuckwitable.

I've seen several people call Gaga a Zionist. Did I miss something?

One thing I love about Bad Bunny is that he's taught a lot of people that you don't have to speak Spanish to catch the fucking vibe! That was everything. #Superbowl

Coco Jones looks and sounds absolutely incredible singing The Black National Anthem.

And her look is definitely a nod to Whitney Houston's iconic Super Bowl look from 1991. #SUPERBOWL

Is Matthew McCaunahey the most booked Superbowl commercial talent ever? Bc it feels like it.

Green Day doing three songs from their most political album.
America the Beautiful being sung by a lesbian and signed by a Latin man. And the national anthem sung by a gay baiter.
This is leftist propaganda!!

It's kinda wild to me that the Trump tweet cosplaying is working for him.

The Traitors US Black Banquet Looks Ranked Worst to Best Ranking all 14 Black Banquet looks from Traitors US Season 3. From Tara's pedestrian club outfit to Lisa Rinna's Victorian showstopper. No mercy was shown.

I ranked all 14 Black Banquet looks from Traitors US Season 3, from worst to best. Some understood the assignment. Some people showed up like they were clubbing in 2005. No mercy for anyone.
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