Gonna be a great night bud...

When you coming to Sunny Cardiff Sir?

😂

When David Blunketts phone went off, his guard dog fetched his slippers...

Best game of football I've seen in a while. Nice one #Bluebirds #cardiffcity

"This God guy...I've been told he wears a toupee, he must have seen me on the Telly !..we won't put tariffs on Toupee and Wig manufacturers "

I'm still Alive...just been busy #living and #writing and living...

I've got the Hardback..it is a great book Sir...

Sometimes I'm too tired to sleep and then I'm too sleepy to feel tired...

Five days after my birthday...I think a trip to Sunny Edinburgh from Sunny #Cardiff is on the cards...

They've booked a weekend AirBnb. They've travelled further away from everyone to be further away from each other.
#amwriting #authors #writingcommunity

Yep, the Steaks are too high...

How come ya' not visiting Sunny #Cardiff?
It's time you surrounded yourself with the good Welsh folk, Mr Welsh...

An extra large Orange bin bag full of shit...

He was awesome in Mississipi Burning...

Thank fuck I'm not American. That don't make me feel much better.
That overweight Orange bag of shit and his Damien omen looking sidekick are the playground bullies, only it's not kids reputations at stake, it's humanities lives. I'll be surprised if we're all still here at the end of Trumps term

When is this out?

Not sure if you've already done a piece on the film Collateral...
It was released 20 years ago, a great, underated film..

...and unfortunately, with a worse pitch that resembled a swamp, boots made from crocodile skins and a ball that was nearly as thick and heavy as Trumps ego, Cardiff city played better then..

The old Cardiff City ground, Ninian Park...I don't think Health and Safety was so strict back then...

It's a fab cover for what will be a fab book Mr Carver...

Looks Great Mr Barclay...

You think it's bad in Scotland , it's worse down here with the Clowns at the Welsh Assembly...

He likes Gammon with his Eggs...

I'll only clean the bed if its my own faeces, if it's some else, like a jealous ex partner, then she's cleaning it or I'll open my bowels in hers...

I think Greenland folk need protection from overweight Orange Morons with dodgy Toupees...

Much deserved Miss Taylor...

Check out this Lizard stood behind Turnip Trump.
Remember the TV Series 'V' from the 1980's ?

He was a great player, a sad time for football, but I'm happy today because...
Cardiff 3 Swansea 0

I'd have a better, more compelling and intellectual conversation with a Thermos Flask...