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Trying to figure out if what a narcissist is saying is true

Person in Tshirt with Mad Men quote and CoP logo

Whoever designed this shirt is probably my soulmate #MadMen #CarouselofProgress

I’ve been saving my Gideon’s candle for almost a year because once a light it, I know it’s over

Big fan of him mocking the police, didn’t realize he was MAGA, unfollowing now

I saw a post recently that said if medicine worked you wouldn’t have to keep taking it, and they really thought they were saying something. So many people are so ignorant

He talked to that George Washington AI

A giant bottle of maple syrup

I work as a private chef for a rich vegetarian family, they go through one to two of these bottles a week

I may have been slow in the 5k today but I wasn’t the slowest

Just some of the things I consumed last week

I won four sweepstakes in less than 24 hours, not a bad hobby

Not into puffy but I like the print..

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They upped the limit on one of my cards, you know what that mean

That one rich lady is still just posting on Twitter like all is cool in the world

Saw a bumper sticker that said “Where are you going, The Pink Pony Club or Hell?” And, that makes it sounds like a choice of one or the other??

I haven’t lost any since about Election day but I’ve kept up my 40lb loss, we got this!!

Why are all these private companies complying with this administration’s policies? These horrible policies are for government agencies, what are we doing here???

I hate it

People saying “just contact you senator” Y’all my senator is Marsha Blackburn, she hasn’t listened to her constituents one time

Elon and the Twinks is the worst band ever

I’ve acquired an eye twitch

Watch out they have you learning about empathy, I think that’s illegal now 😂

Have you watched the latest episode?? 🐐

I’m going to need a lot more drugs if I keep reading the news

Our home loan is through the USDA, so I’m extra nervous today

I feel the same and have no idea of a good answer. So far, my only answer has been walks with music (when it’s not frozen) and disassociating with reality tv

If anyone orders Chicken Guy, I am leaving! I am not eating ANY f*cking Chicken Guy!

Seriously considering maxing out my credit to take my Muppet loving son to Disney in May, none of this is real and we are all on the way out anyway

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It’s getting worse everyday, just like we knew it would

The Muppets are closing on my birthday