I don’t watch the show but I know it means a lot to you. And this one hits close to home. Sending hugs and a reminder to take a stress test if you haven’t yet. Never too soon to start those!

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

Pete Kegsbreath about to fail another Pulp Fiction test. “What does Marcellus Wallace look like?” Answers are “A:What, B:What, C:What, and D:A Bitch”. C should have been “Say what one more time”

Hoping for the exact right amount of interaction with this post

A nap is never as bad choice. Unless you are driving.

SAME!

Chernobyl in a Disney font

Today's tshirt

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

the bag of doritos in the pantry just texted me 'you up?'

It’s is time for my annual post where I admit that hollow chocolate bunnies are the reason I have trust issues.

love people who repost without liking you don’t always have to kiss during sex

cat: may i have a sparkly ball

me: yes

[one second later]

cat: i have lost the sparkly ball

Yellow Teletubby telling the red one “I know you were high at my mother in law’s funeral”

It's fitting that a fool would choose to address the nation on April Fool’s Day.

Pink blob character opens red “News” door, recoils from screaming manic Trump figure inside, then slams it shut. Comic by @nasser.junior.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

me, every day

Breaking ….

Trump names Tiger Woods as
new Secretary of Transportation.

I’m not lazy. I’m just having an energy crisis.

GM and congrats on making it to another Week End!!!

Lake Mary/Heathrow, FL

Shouldn't Tiger Woods's caddie recommend when to use a driver?

Love it 😂 #NoKings

(scatters grass on my phone’s screen) checkmate

Flying Breeze Airways today, so far it’s super cool. And they have a real, old school, SouthWest Airlines vibe. Which is fine because it’s not like Southwest is using it anymore.

god this design is so cool. the bike frame is kept as light as possible, then all the heavy components (battery, compute, jump mechanism) are put in the roll cage up top, and they use its inertia to flip the bike around. so fun! rai-inst.com/resources/bl...

So…no. Frustratingly, it did not.

UCF vs UCLA screenshot pre-game

Cheering for our UCF Knights while weather stranded in Burlington Vermont.

#GKCO

I love that Barkley has lost weight. Can we get him a suit that looks like it wasn’t his father’s?