No one had ever thought to put a blorp after a bloop before, folks. It was a big moment for music

Thom yorke be like: bleep bloop... blorp?

New Amato knocking over Baxter the Dootle Dot.

This mic drop happened in the Iran negotiations.
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The reactions of his staffers really help sell the metaphor.

Oops! AI birds

BREAKING: All four astronauts are refusing to leave the capsule. "We're not coming out until It Happens," they said.

Get them out of the damn pod already lol

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...

new orgs reporting on the 2026 election:

April: republicans are gonna have a rough time this year

July: here's what Grok says about why republicans are good actually

October: a caravan of diseased iranian migrants is at the us-mexico border for some reason???

The dark side of the moon. A geological feature that from a distance somewhat resembles a butthole has a red circle around it.

See you on the dark side of the moon (near the butthole)

I can only hope to one day be as happy as my cat is after he takes a shit.

He means "white"

A screenshot of an online news article. The title is "Rob Schneider calls for reinstating draft amid war with Iran". Anna Kaufman USA TODAY Updated March 30, 2026, 2:35 p.m. ET

What a strange world we live in.

Aiden really blew it

The implication that Republicans are being 100% honest with their Democratic colleagues in private is so funny to me. "I know Ted Cruz PERSONALLY, and behind closed doors he's telling me the truth." Give me a fucking break Cory. They don't like or respect you. Stop pretending they're your friends.

Was Pickett's Charge a good tactic?

Every day someone on r/AskHistorians posts something like "why do bad things happen"

Does it count as ✨Depression✨ if you have legitimate reasons to be depressed?

Baxter still rules even if Aiden's friend blew it

You just KNOW that Michael fucks
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baxter is the best dootle dot because hes grumpy :<
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I LOVE YOU GROK AMATO #ocatc

THE DOODLEDOTS ARE AMAZING

Greggs costume IS on trial and he's guilty of looking stoopid #ocatc

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Super excited for the live show this weekend.

Someone pretending to be "from Mark Cuban's management team" trying to DM me.

Oh OKAY

100 million pounds is, coincidentally, the combined weight of all the Americans their policies will kill this year

Normalize posting like it's 25 years ago and you're writing an away message on AOL instant messenger

This is exactly why the "Republicans are weird" attacks in the early days of the Harris campaign actually worked.

Still insane that they ultimately dropped it in favor of milquetoast third-way outreach.