sukkelnerd

i’ve been an evil type of horny all week

is that good

free range creatine

i look decades old

kortebroekfascisme terwijl je in een land woont onder zeeniveau, prioriteiten

it’s meeee in the park with no shirt

maybe life is about sitting in the gay park naked. actually maybe there’s more to it than that but i forgot about those things

i want kiss bear

had a few beers with friends™️ and i am now having a transcendental experience walking around edeka nollendorfplatz listening to enya – caribbean blue

Good boy

This 16th century Korean painting of a puppy playing with a pheasant feather is the pinnacle of human artistic expression

minnie riperton and i are *not* on squeaking terms

if i was a particle i don’t think i’d let them accelerate me in cern

he stole my lighter and i forgave him

saw a twink collapse on G in hasenheide yesterday, nature is healing and we’re so back

i think any nerd who Has Sex has a chance of either becoming a Nerd Who Has Sex, or a Sex Nerd™️, and it’s important to know the difference

it’s me sticking my tongue out and there’s my boobs. i’m also wearing a gay guy plated steel chain

hi! here’s my boobs

thrune

when gay guys have benders you should only ever send them the liza minnelli dot com substance abuse resource guide www.lizaminnelli.com/recovery

it’s Gay Guy Friday! (thursday)

carbonic acid as a genre

wie had verwacht dat ik van wekelijks met een merkwaardig duits meneertje praten over mijn jeugd en mijn gevoelens en ons mam en een paar keer wekelijks doelloos zware objecten sjouwen weer zin in het leven zou krijgen,

me at undisclosed workout location wearing a sporty tanktop looking sweaty and moderately pouty and also holding my phone in a strange way where my hand looks like a claw

hi i went to the g*m

[a little louder than everyone else] you’re not supposed to squeeze the water out of the tea bag actually

craßy!

wrong! this is Berlin!

😌

the record does not distinguish, bear face is bear face

How dare you

mine will never be as glorious as yours that one time