I’m queer and yall are wild for headcanoning this

It’s clear now lol

“Gastrointestinal issues” is nasty work.

*pops an omeprazole*

Been a minute buuuuuuuut I got braids now! #fauxtography

Good luck to whoever has to follow this match holy fuck Bianca Mami and Iyo are STEALING this muthafucka. #Wrestlemania

Called it.

Hey man’s about to align with Seth. Calling it.

I love Jey Uso and I’m very happy for him, and definitely knew he was gonna win, but that didn’t hit for me, and I think it’s because the ending felt rushed. Gunther could’ve at least drawn out the hold before tapping, create a little drama. Idk, maybe it’s because I’m high. #Wrestlemania

Stephen A. Smith Hasn’t Ruled Out Living Cushy Life As Millionaire TV Personality With No Responsibilities NEW YORK—Insisting he was keeping all avenues open as he explored his future, ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith told reporters Monday that he still hasn’t ruled out living a cushy life as a millionaire television personality with no responsibilities. “Given the state of the country, I just feel like I have no choice but to […]

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Dig up old @cbbworld.bsky.social episodes with Ego Nwodim, she rules

What’s good shorty

I wasn’t gonna pre-order the Switch 2 because it will basically be a pumped-up Pokémon machine for me, plus bugs, etc. but this administration’s tariffs potentially increasing the price of the console is both laughably tragic and ridiculously shitty at the same time. It’s emblematic of where we are.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

LeBron was right. Stephen A. Smith is a centrist weirdo.

(I know that’s not why LeBron was posed and pressed him but I’m pretending like that was part of it.)

George Foreman passes away at 76 years of age. 😢

During The Dawning, if you turned in gifts, you had a chance to pull a Vanguard member emblem, with each week escalating the RNG chance. I played enough that I got all three of them.

Sweaty weekend in #Destiny2 Trials.
New PR: 500lb Leg Press.
Lesson prep all day Sunday.
Been active, man.

Nah Chuck chose violence tonight lmfao. Kendrick and Stephen A. about to jump him tomorrow on First Take

I will always have love for Kenny Omega and Ricochet but understand Toni Storm is CARRYING AEW.

Word! They’re independent sellers called “Bonjour!” and they’re triple platinum in my household

DAMN FRANKFURT

I don’t know where you’re located out here but if you’re in the Inland Empire, the farmer’s market in Riverside and Redlands Saturday mornings has this BOMB ASS caramel kefir yogurt that was literally made for sliced apples. I swear by that yogurt.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve been there.

We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)

Knicks doing too much with these close ass games bro.

Ima soak this in because I’ll never be top 17% ever again. #destiny2 #trialsofosiris

This is how Republicans respond when there’s a mass shooting

That man was LEANT