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Posts by Merlin | Bipolar Fury Nightmare Crone

Oh, those adorable little skulls in her eyes! 🤩 Why can't we have an emoji exactly like that?

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@frogs4girls - "how long are you surviving in the apocalypse' brother i'm on 7 meds a day i'm cooked

@frogs4girls - "how long are you surviving in the apocalypse' brother i'm on 7 meds a day i'm cooked

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Love being in the line of multiple tornado alerts, especially at night, with cats that don't cooperate when you try to herd them into a safe area. 😑

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I wish I had gotten a photo, but this morning I was woken up by wild turkeys gobbling loudly on my neighbors lawn. 😆 We have a massive flock of them in my neighborhood, and it is just the coolest thing to see.

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A week rarely goes by that either my husband or myself DOESN'T use some fancy ass word in casual conversation. We're both big freaking nerds, his mother was a librarian, and I grew up reading the encyclopedia for fun.

So, yeah - take THAT, Eric, ya schmuck.

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Happy, until one of those little hooves land square into your boob. 😭 If it hurts when a cat does it, I can only imagine a goat hoof. (Still cute, still would try it.)

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I'm confident my last words will be, 'are you f-cking kidding me?'  

no f-cks given

I'm confident my last words will be, 'are you f-cking kidding me?' no f-cks given

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a cartoon character says i apologize for nothing while eating grapes Alt: Hedonismbot from Futurama says i apologize for nothing while eating grapes
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Every single day offers an opportunity to squeeze in a random, yet appropriate, quote from Futurama. It has become a reflex, or perhaps a verbal tic. 🤪

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Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly:

- Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat)
- Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex)
- Humming (stimulates vagus nerve)
- Exercise (anything helps, outside even better)
- Impeachment and removal

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Ten days ago, I lost a cat that was absolutely my soulmate. My heart doesn't have the strength to deal with the current bullshit. All I can do is hunker down, hold my remaining cats & husband, have a nice dinner, and pray for numerous emboli to grant us mercy.

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Project Hail Mary was a genuine delight. Go see it if you haven't already.

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pic of flowery field in front of hills and mountains

shit needs to get easier to deal with cause I'm so fucking tired

pic of flowery field in front of hills and mountains shit needs to get easier to deal with cause I'm so fucking tired

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What a cutie patootie. And such a dapper tot, in that blue tartan cap.

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"oh so you're a socialist but you think rich people should get free healthcare!?!"

yes. everyone should get free healthcare. EVERYONE. like, this isn't hard.

also celebrities are starting gofundmes and athletes coming out of retirement to get health care! this system sucks for everyone!

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Thank you so much. She was truly special.

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The most beautiful cat in the world: she is very small for her age, white with calico patches, curled up on a fuzzy pink blanket, with a blue fuzzy blanket behind her. Her tail is wrapped around her paws and her head is up, looking just past the photographer. Green eyes are wide open and bright, and her white whiskers are slightly curled at the end. She is precious beyond words, a perfect little doll.

The most beautiful cat in the world: she is very small for her age, white with calico patches, curled up on a fuzzy pink blanket, with a blue fuzzy blanket behind her. Her tail is wrapped around her paws and her head is up, looking just past the photographer. Green eyes are wide open and bright, and her white whiskers are slightly curled at the end. She is precious beyond words, a perfect little doll.

Sadly, we lost our beautiful Tegan Tasoula this past Saturday. 🌈 She struggled with gastroenteritis since she was 5 months old, and very few treatments had lasting success. Even the feeding tube put in last week could not hold off the inevitable. We'll see you in the afterlife, teeny beanie girl.

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Are you implying he ate a Canada goose...?

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This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

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Stay informed, deeply informed, but do not lose hope.
Stay strong, stay in your power, but do not lose kindness.

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Three ceramic cat plates, one pink/white, one green/white, one black/white, each with a black cat face. They have a number 2 written on with Churu, and three Greenies treats.

Three ceramic cat plates, one pink/white, one green/white, one black/white, each with a black cat face. They have a number 2 written on with Churu, and three Greenies treats.

Three adorable cats eating off the previous plates: one white with brown tabby spots, one white with calico spots, and one orange tabby.

Three adorable cats eating off the previous plates: one white with brown tabby spots, one white with calico spots, and one orange tabby.

Happy 2nd birthday to my sibling kitty trio: Nadja, Tegan, and Ozzy! 🥰 You guys are so loving, so goofy, and so darn adorable. And SO hard to get in one photo together, because Ozzy is sure all the food should be his. 😝

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A photograph of a freshly washed bee who is feeling particularly proud of his fur.

A photograph of a freshly washed bee who is feeling particularly proud of his fur.

Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business.

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A beautiful tortoiseshell cat licking treats off a plate.

A beautiful tortoiseshell cat licking treats off a plate.

A white and yellow ceramic plate with a cat face pattern. There is Churu sauce shaped like the number 3, with 4 crunchy treats on top

A white and yellow ceramic plate with a cat face pattern. There is Churu sauce shaped like the number 3, with 4 crunchy treats on top

Almost forgot to post this! Happy 3rd birthday to my bestest girl Fae. 🥰 You turned into a very sweet kitty and we are very lucky to have you in our lives. I know she enjoyed her birthday treat (Churu with Greenies).

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YES PLEASE I WILL BUY THESE THINGS. I very much prefer physical media that I can hold in my very own two hands.

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a cartoon of a man with a crown on his head and the word netflix on the bottom Alt: King Zog from Disenchantment.

"Zio" sounds like some ripoff energy/sports drink. And the only "Zog" I know was voiced by John DiMaggio.

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I don't respect govt services that make a profit, if they do someone needs to be fired

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Oh he's being so adorable! 🥰 When they curl up and grab their tail, they look so kittenish.

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It boggles the mind. Literally any billionaire could do this and be reverered forever! They don't, and that says a lot.

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A three-panel comic of a fluffy black cat with big expressive eyes on a soft beige background.
In the first panel, the cat looks slightly unsure. Text reads, “If you’re trying to be more special…”
In the second panel, the cat looks more open and gentle. Text reads, “may I remind you that…”
In the third panel, the cat holds a small pink flower and offers it forward. The words “for you” appear next to the flower. Text reads, “you already are something that has never happened before.”

A three-panel comic of a fluffy black cat with big expressive eyes on a soft beige background. In the first panel, the cat looks slightly unsure. Text reads, “If you’re trying to be more special…” In the second panel, the cat looks more open and gentle. Text reads, “may I remind you that…” In the third panel, the cat holds a small pink flower and offers it forward. The words “for you” appear next to the flower. Text reads, “you already are something that has never happened before.”

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