dream i was in the old college town so i decided to do one more college radio show but i wasn't prepared and i kept getting distracted and i was exhausted so it ended up being absolute dogshit and also instead of broadcasting from the actual studio i was actually in my current job's projection booth
eeeehehehe
love being doughy, like "oop don't put me in the oven! i'm just chubby! ha ha ha"
Gut Bacteria Apology Video
i am god's soldier in the fight against the wiki-brained masses.
every Jar Jar hater is a loser and an idiot
there's an entire Ed, Edd, and Eddy episode about this exact thing.
“Clocky the transgender clown!” Clocky(in a drive thru): “and a large fry.” Drivethru person: “will that be all sir” Clocky: “yea” Clocky reaches for something in her glove box Shoots ha gun at her self, with a little flag that comes out and says ‘bang’
clown comic
[originally posted 5/4/25]
I am fighting for my life here. Im housed for now but unable to work because of my back and all of my savings was taken from me by my bank. If I cant raise the money by the 27th for an MRI I may have to wait up to two months. I'm sorry to push this so much but I'm desperate. Thank you 🖤🖤🖤
i fucking love Star Wars
his athlete son Rylee who plays sci-fi jai alai
i can't wait to watch Brander Lawson, Divorced Police Captain suffer under the occupation of the Empire and ultimately be killed, leaving behind his son Rylee, whom he obviously cares for but is too busy to spend time with.
i miss my Tomodachi Wife
A text exchange with two messages from the sender which read "ok" and "no Vegemite play ☹️
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text message screenshot, all outgoing. first message: "miss looking at beautiful wife" second message: "life sucks now" third message: image of LEGO Star Wars set # 7203 box art featuring Obi-Wan surrounded by two Droidekas, captioned "photo of you about to take it in both ends"
DO NOT DATE ME.
haaaaahahahaha i'm the THEATER THUG
oh my god i just remembered how limited the movement is. fucking kneecapped.
i wanna carve Tom Nooks teeth out of his skull with a chisel and make him choke to death on my cock.
also the music fucking SUCKS i'm SORRY it gets SO OLD. and the online experience is worthless.
true 1/10 experience. miserable.
it's the fact that you get punished for missing the fucking dailies, that the animal NPCs have only like 6 or 7 lines among each archetype, it stops being rewarding FAST, and it takes FOREVER to progress because you have to WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT DAY.
i'm like genuinely getting upset about it haha
my contempt for ACNH can only grow.
life is so fucking unfair. i wasted my money on the bad Nintendo island-based life sim when the 2 really fucking good ones weren't gonna come out for another 6 years, when i can't fucking afford them.
there they are! safe on your funny island!
So once again, thank you for cruising with us tonight. You represent the ruin of my art and my life, and now you get to be a part of it. Part of what I hope is my... masterpiece. And now our final bit is a playful twist on a comfort clip: The Killing You All With Hammers.
