Oh yeah, he won't sleep for a week after seeing that still.

I'm not sure my French is good enough to understand the full subtleties of Libé's review of the Michael Jackson biopic

He probably hid from a boob the day it arrived.

Yeah that's one angry cat. Angry about putting up with Wiz's crap.

Same thing we're all saying Dave, your boobs are big enough!

I can't believe 911 was 1,115 years ago

The footage:

A picture of a majestic humpback whale leaping from the seas with the caption “humpback whales are forming super-groups”, rather than simply admire the wonder of nature I am making a poor quality music gag

This is why whale punk had to happen

one morning gregor samsa awoke and found himself metamorphosed into a hunky seismologist with a heart condition in an erotic visual novel for adult women

Hey @peepers.bsky.social, looks like they're adding AidoMan to Endgame!

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Rogue Trooper | Official Teaser Trailer YouTube video by 2000 AD

youtu.be/byd5PRryi_Y?...

a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt near a rock Alt: an r2d2 robot falling over near a rock

😂 It him:

ROFL! LMAO! 😂 Ol' clanker Wiz!
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He still has to wait outside.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I know Holly, that's the kind of risk people take with drugs.

Ignore him, Peeps. He's just jealous because he doesn't have any friends except that weird cat of his.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

The goat man guy from the Chronicles of Narnia movies

Smoking exactly one (1) weed in your thirties

Careful now lads 😱😱😱

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Very funny that Mr Beast's name is Jimmy Donaldson. The biggest Gen Z star on the planet, the most successful YouTuber of all time, and he has the name of a 55yo loyalist councillor who's made the news for trying to ban yoga in Lurgan and calling left handed children satanic.

THOSE ARE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SHEEP DETECTIVES!

That's the first I've heard of it and I won't be going near it.

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