Hi Peeps! 👋 The only one I have active right now is Prime. Hope you're having a #blessed #Sunday!

A drawing of a bat holding a sword and shield with text that says I will find you in every lifetime (threat)

Be afraid. Good morning! 🩷

WHAT

I'm fairly sure I heard it from you, back in the Ranelagh days.

Also a great story about Beefheart, he was selling his gaff and people came to view it and asked why the kitchen cabinets had no doors and the agent had to say "they're in the Smithsonian".

Haha, I actually heard that one too but as "who is Bongo?"

I read recently that Mark E. Smith refused to address Morrissey as Morrisey, whenever they met he'd greet him with a cheery "Hello, Stephen!".

A sign advertising karate, with the acronym: Kids Adults Real Anti Abduction (Nothing for T) Everyone

I do love a completely shit acronym.

Of course I am, you're thinking of Jeffrey Einstein, silly!

"This just in: I am great"

If I write great lyrics it is because I stand on the shoulders of They Might Be Giants.

Thanks, Wiz! It's nice to be appreciated and hero-worshipped by you lower orders. 😊

Cartoon by Bernard Hage: Title How to watch the collapse of civilisation 1. A bearded middle-aged man sitting in a chair, looking at his phone. He's slumped forward, his posture is terrible; a broken red line traces the curve of his back, and there's a red X next to the picture. 2. The same man sitting in the same chair looking at the same phone, but this time he's sitting up straight. A broken green line traces his straight spine, and there's a green tick next to the picture.

Today's inspirational message:

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

The clocks have changed AGAIN. Just when you get used to it they pull the rug out from under you. It’s a GAME to them. I’d rather have never been born than have to live like this.

Probably the worst thing about the clocks going forward is having to rotate your entire henge 30°

Ha, yeah there's been a few scores I haven't posted for that same reason. They've moved Mali over the last few years too, it's on the other side of Africa now.

#stack383 5/5
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🔥 streak: 4
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Squareword - Daily Word Puzzle Game Play Squareword, the free daily word puzzle! Guess 5-letter words to uncover a 5x5 grid where every row and column forms a valid word. New puzzle every day!

squareword.org 1518: 9 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1518

Wordle 1,744 2/6

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www.maptap.gg March 29
93🏆 87🎓 77👏 77👏 48🫣
Final score: 709

“This isn’t the first such heist, and the suspects are believed to have a few Twix up their sleeve.”

Don't forget the clocks go forward tonight, as they do every night, pitiless and unstoppable, silent witnesses to our inevitable decay.

Me blocking someone

We’re the same civilisation that once brought about the Age of Enlightenment apparently.

Cheeseburger for dinner tonight, lads. #Yes #Great #WowAidoYoureTheBestest

OMG IT THEM! 😡😡😡 Repeorting back to their boss, Jeffery Epstein no doubt. #Disgusting

Image of my greyscale piece illustrating a quote from James Connolly on monarchy from 1910. #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #NoKings

Aul' Connolly knew what was up.

I heard that (like Hitler) you only have one, but (unlike Hitler) there is no other. That bot of yours is going crazy for the reposts.