My insurance wouldn't cover a doctor visit, so I had to just go to Urgent Christ.

Donald Trump: The Buffoominati

My AI Jesus can beat up your Pope.

my children, ten years ago, enjoying spring

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American schools were so much better decades ago, because the public believed in the foundation of education.
Plus, back then, teachers had this movie called The Red Balloon that they could put on and go out back and burn one for 34 minutes.

I 100% support President Trump's plan for building his arch.
There aren't enough public restrooms in cities.

Just out here Betamaxxing

The hardest pill I ever had to swell was a Zyrtec XXL.

At least now Hegseth can go on a ten-day bender.

GEOFF!

Getting a LOT of notifications on my phone about the news. GrubHub just offered me 20% off and called Trump a pussy.

TWO WEEKS.

Well, anyway, a whole civilization of these jellybeans are gonna die tonight.

Oh GREAT. So now he's gonna do it on Hitler's birthday.

The United States right now is like the last day of 8th grade when your math teacher lets you call him Steve, and you can just wander the halls throw a football around inside.

Just got my first monthly Trump Board of Peace zine in the mail, and it is ODD.

Hey, Iran: Open the Strait of Hormuz, and we'll GIVE YOU Trump and Hegseth.

What are you guys wearing for Power Plant Day?

I’m very disappointed in the sheer bimbofication of Easter.

HE IS RISEN!

Remember: at a sporting event, when the national anthem is playing, you STAND and remove your hat. And/or find the weakest person near you, take all of money out of their wallet and give it to the richest person in your section.

“Iran” by Flock of Pedophiles

Jesus died for your sins. Now we’re all gonna die for this guy’s.

But then on the third day he rose again, and successfully jumped over fourteen Greyhound buses at King's Island Amusement Park in Mason, Ohio.

Meeting with my accountant and twice in five minutes he’s muttered the words “Good Lord”… I think I might be rich!

Pam Bondi seen leaving the White House

Kristi Noem’s husband sneaking out for coffee this morning.

Reinstate the draft and raise the age to 79.