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Posts by GYBTFW&DSS2Y

MESSAGE TO ALL BITCHES: Please survive!

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I think I've fallen in love
I think this time it's for real

38 minutes ago 0 0 0 0

- Pancakes or waffles?
- Honestly with everything going on in my life I don't really care.

1 hour ago 0 0 0 0

No! Fuck that! If we're going to be doing this over and over, we're not wasting time in the woods! We're starting in the fucking cabin!

1 hour ago 0 0 0 0

Somebody stop me, I'm smoking the track!

2 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...

2 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Found the homie's beheading video on Dailymotion. That little jit owed me money! What the fuck, dude!

3 hours ago 0 0 0 0

You know how it is.
Sympathy makes you do stupid things sometimes.

3 hours ago 0 1 0 0

my dick long like a PS3

4 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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Take it from me, kid.
Someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT.

4 hours ago 0 0 0 0

HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH!

5 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Um- excuse me mister, but could ya please turn down the lights?
I don't really like all these cameras, man, and this shit just don't feel right...

5 hours ago 0 0 0 0

I have no morals or belief system. I have no spirituality or anything that gives my life meaning or structure.

6 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

6 hours ago 0 0 0 0

You know this is where you must belong
Listen to your arteries, don't the chambers echo out this song?

7 hours ago 0 0 0 0

HEY, SHITHEAD! IT'S ME AGAIN!

7 hours ago 0 0 0 0

There's more "fantasy and fun" where I come from.

8 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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- Oh, ha ha ha ha! Same old excuses... AND jokes!
- Hey, they liked it.

8 hours ago 0 0 0 0

So many souls to play with, so little time... wouldn't you agree?

9 hours ago 0 0 0 0

It's the remix, Lois!

9 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue.

10 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Give up the ghost and get what's long overdue.

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And I run
Just as the melody hums
That's how you know where I'm at

11 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Is it human to be waiting?

11 hours ago 0 0 0 0

You should put some me quotes in there! :D

12 hours ago 0 1 0 0

So what are you waiting for? You got what you asked for.

13 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Threw the opp into the particle collider. Watched his ass get pulled apart into a million pieces. Turned his sorry ass into some data.

13 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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You know, I'll never disappear
Now get me out of here

14 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying, "Shoot 'em all, and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down.

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Good luck, final girl, I hope you get what you deserve.

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