Hell yeah. Getting raptured on September 23. Virgo/libra cusp rebirthday.

one for each nostril as I’m eating chicken pot pie

“this could kill a small Victorian child” anything could kill one of em, that’s why they had so many

Not sure if this is uncouth, but Princess Diana would’ve been an incredible masc lesbian

🫦 for you my queen

And it’s out! Watch the first episode here and join the communal Schauer 🚿💭

youtu.be/QmpjhSGdheo?...

Appreciate ya!

I have a podcast coming out 2/12 🚿💭

bit.ly/SchauerThoug...

throwing my ex and best friend a moving out party

(DONT JUDGE. I had limited supplies lol)

*apologies in advance*

while moving someones panties to the side makes logical sense, gripping the crotch fabric and ripping it open like a bag of chips makes sexual sense

should I write erotica? like every once in a while?

okay so who the fuck keeps looking the gift horse in the mouth?

having a roster as a lesbian seems kind of rude, there’s 7 of us

Just posted a Substack with book recommendations on immigration and included legal, mental health, community, etc. resources for immigrants! Please check out and share ♥️

substack.com/@sarahschaue...

I know those boys scissor. Probably sign their texts with
“X&🟠”

you think YOURE shitting, pissing, crying, and throwing up?

wow. they banned TikTok after I specifically asked them not to

Well damn. Now we know how much our words are worth, at least $1 billion a month. Speaking truth to power knocks the wind out of their pockets

Thank ya ♥️

If you’re not American and you’re keeping TikTok you should make note of every American musician and American *based* company that still promotes (thru international channels) on TikTok after the ban! They seem very quiet!

Screenshots will do :)

Lesbian Martha May Whovier

here! take my data. I don’t even WANT it

you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go

someone (who shall remain nameless) keeps licking their groin.

handful of crickets as we speak

not to be a debward downdog but I foresee no joy in the near or distant future

thinking about replacing my couch with a large, flat rock so I fully lizard

me, gods toughest soldier, reading the news every morning

all things considered, smoking a cig with my windows rolled up is actually incredibly responsible atm

That’s not me lol