In that universe we still trade for Jakobi, but for draft picks. That way a 3rd may become a 2nd if we resign him before FA.

Taught the mini me today the difference between a bee and a wasp. Most bees are nice and only want to smell flowers and make honey. Wasps are fucking evil and it's on sight with them bitches.

The real entertainment has arrived

God raisins are the worst. They're the old man's nutsack of fruits.

a person is smart people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it .. ALT: a person is smart people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it ..

This is a post about eggs.

a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding a cup of coffee ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo holding a cup of coffee

A rising tide lifts all boats and today, the tide is fucking coffee.

I hate you so much right now.

Saw ep1 szn2 last night. I'm so hype for the rest.

What in the actual...

Every non-jags fan on my timeline is like "oh man, oof" and every Jags fan on my timeline is like "FUCK YEAH POUR IT ON BABY SEND THESE FUCKERS TO SEA"

The only thing more surprising than OMS having irl friends is that he's not the oldest of said friend group