Relax

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

I'm perfectly relaxed. Zen as a mofo, baby!

Sarah Longwell's first job (which lasted 15 years), was working for "Dr. Evil" Richard Berman, the notoriously soulless pro-animal cruelty, pro-smoking, pro-drunk driving lobbyist whose own family left him. She was Senior VP and Comms Director. She belongs in the depths of Hell.

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Probably the last of its kind, and its damned special. This dude took about 3 years - all by himself - to make this beautiful, haunting short film without any AI.

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Sorry about the late reply. I fell asleep. Who won?

Or the Broncos down by 3 in the 4th quarter and come screaming back for a last-minute tie. Or a fern growing contest. A lot of things would've been more interesting.

Great stuff, good sir. Keep fighting the good fight!

I also made a stand-up special specifically designed to show men shouldn't fear their feelings, and that anyone - anyone - can heal: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan...

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To be fair, he's not making anything up. He's reading the teleprompter fastly and furiously that his evil team wrote at his general direction.

I've seen freshmen actors who haven't memorized their monologue for Acting 101 do better than this dude following his teleprompter. But good job, buddy. You shouted all the words mostly correctly.

Without a doubt, Engorged Loins: The Most Erotical Novel Ever Told

There isn't a close second.

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Also Chase Hughes here is the narcissist fraud he's always warning people to look out for. Wrote sleazy books on how to pick up women, sold fake supplements, built his career on reviews written by himself under pseudonyms, and literally calls himself "the world's #1 expert" on stuff.

Patron Saint of Laughing in the Shower.

You take that back, sir!

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Wonderful of you. A million thanks!

Ryan James: I'm Fine - Comedy Dynamics In Ryan James: I'm Fine, James takes a deep dive into the darkest of places without a trace of self-pity in a hilarious performance that rises into a heart-warming.

Hey fellow Comedy Dynamics buddy, on your way out, care to give my special a little bump? It cuts a much different path than most, trying to teach men not to be afraid of their feelings: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan... I'm poor, so was never able to advertise it.

"If there's grass on the field, play ball." - 78yr-old Bill Donahue

In his defense, he's quite successful in his mission to suck in all the gold in existence while the universe goes poor.

I'm sorry, but you're really scratching the bottom of the barrel here. Goebbels's speech was "The Storm is Coming" whilst Miller clearly says "we are the storm." Also, Miller says, "we are on the side of God" whereas those dedicated Wehrmacht soldiers had "Gott mit uns" buckles. I could go on.

Writing a new 3-part standup special. And sometimes drinking wine and hitting up Zillow pretending I'm about to win the lottery.

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Ah, that's fantastic. Big help. Thanks so much, man!

This is not a shameless plug for my comedy special, which was an attempt to pave the way for men to not be scared of their feelings. Not Netflix, but a gazillion other platforms: www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/ryan...

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Section 6.3 of current ToS.

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