this is like when they dragged wolf blitzer back into the studio when biden dropped out

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I think what I find even funnier is so many of the "calm down" people don't realize that maybe freaking the country out is a good way to get him gone. You're tired of low info voters deciding the future of the country? Me too! Maybe tell them what's really on the table and they'll take it seriously

So I need to stop a panic attack, then call my reps to beg someone to stop him, then do my job answering emails and collecting data. Do I have that right?

The idea of concentrating today on any work that won't in fact be completed today seems several degrees beyond ludicrous.

BUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Very unbecoming behavior from the recipient of the FIFA peace prize.

This ain't as big as a flex as y'all think it is....

Dear Christian,

If you’re demanding that the Ten Commandments be put up in public schools, but you’re not holding this president or his administration accountable to a single one of them, please don’t act like you actually take them seriously.

Spotify, the audio platform, pivoting to video reminds me when print media decided that video was the way of the future then immediately spiraled. Surely history wouldn't repeat itself

😛

This is what it's all about

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PREACH

March Madness is one of the few times I'm happy to have ADHD

On today's agenda: see how many times I can play Rocky Road to Dublin before I get tired of it. Happy St. Patrick's Day 🍀🇮🇪

Now everyone's favorite part of Selection Sunday weighing in with the dorks as to why they did something stupid

Making Miami of Ohio have to play a play-in game is a crime against basketball

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Duke and UConn on our side of the bracket ofc

I don’t think this shit will work but i never want to hear about free speech from any trumpers or anti anti trumpers ever again, fuck off forever bsky.app/profile/cram...

Only 69 more points to really send Lakers fans into a tailspin

Miami of Ohio losing for the first time this season and Bam's 83 have created the perfect storm for the single worst week of basketball related discourse we've had in some time

needless to say any other country hosting a sporting event would have hosting privileges stripped instantly if their leader said this about any athlete

Would you look at that ratio

The whining and crying from Kobe and Lakers fans about Bam's 83 point game will sustain me until the Heat's next title run

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Tfw it's almost 70 at 7am, the air feels wet, and the temperature is supposed to drop 20 degrees in under 12 hours

The response when progressive policies that help millions of people are proposed...

"How will you pay for it?"

The response when the richest 1% ask for tax cuts, or banks ask for bailouts, or defense contractors ask for more contracts...

"How much do you need?"

It doesn't have to be this way.

PREACH

What new and exciting ways will my country disappoint me today?